Episode 81
6. Don’t cross a stone bridge without knocking on it.
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David: So kekeke… … There, Goya-eonnya was going to do a one-shot there, and then she must have thought it was too much, so she came over and screamed at the lion, and she hit the floor really hard, slurp, slurp~
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David: You said it was embarrassing! So the kids all got scared and started shivering.
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David: On one side, our Chisanshi lions are sitting there, looking at the distant documents.
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David: “I am not an outsider, but a swordsman who came by promise between guild leaders.”
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David: Haha
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David: Wow, wow~!!! bbb
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Anchisan: It’s not that I’m scared… … Sir, I didn’t say that. It’s true.
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David: You bastard, you said it was cool. Why can’t you guys just accept it when you praise them?
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David: Well, what is that?
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David: Are you watching?
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David: Is that you?
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David: I’m a bit of a snobbery person, despite my smart appearance, so I didn’t really understand what you were saying at the time.
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David: Right? Who else but you would summon the Eunsa and Goya at the same time?
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David: Thank you.
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David: Hahaha
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David: Thank you.
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Cheonghee-do: What on earth have you been talking about all this time?
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David: You don’t know, you little punk, get out of here.
‘This guy is really… … .’
The review writing skills are amazing. If it were an online shopping mall, they would have immediately sent me a bunch of reward points.
‘Look at it, it just came back to life. It’s transparent, it’s transparent.’
On the express bus back to Seoul.
Pick-smiled Geo leaned against the window and rested his chin on it. Well, he thought, it was okay if it was resolved well.
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Viva, civilization!
Hello, secular world!
The gloomy sky, the hideous black tower, the stench of smoke.
‘This… this feeling that I might die at any moment. A health warning signal ringing from the tip of my cells.’
Seoul is the capital of you and me.
As soon as he put down his luggage, he jumped into bed diving for a moment, but then he put on his three-line slippers and quickly jumped out.
“Where are you going?”
“Charge the sugar!”
Geo hummed as he opened the convenience store refrigerator. My Haagen-Dazs, Haagen-Dazs… … Huh?
“Excuse me, part-timer. Are all the Haagen-Dazs gone?”
“Oh, that. Yes. Someone just swept it all away. It wasn’t that long ago… … I’m sorry.”
“no…….”
Even though it’s a little disappointing, you can always go somewhere else to buy it. It’s not like there’s only a convenience store here.
Geo certainly thought so.
“Are they all gone?”
“I’m sorry, sir.”
Here too.
“None? Not even one?”
“They really just all went out… … .”
There too.
All five nearby convenience stores were burned to the ground. Even if you go a little far out of town, it’s still completely destroyed.
Kyeonjioh thought.
‘This is… … a conspiracy.’
There’s no doubt about it. It was clearly a dark scheme targeting innocent Munchkins.
‘Who are you? Who are you?’
There are X too many candidates. Is that ear a child? A regressor perhaps? Or is this rice maniac’s big picture to completely cut off snacking from me?
‘Hey, you crazy bastard… ‘
It was at that moment, as we were walking towards the cafe, that Geo just took out his cell phone.
“Your cell phone… … you didn’t lose it.”
A dark, murmur that pierces the ear.
What, what is it? Geo looked around startled. It was right in the next alley, behind the electric pole.
The man, whose face was covered with a newspaper, muttered again.
“I have a cell phone, but why can’t I answer… … .”
‘omg.’
That friendly, almost warm body. It’s the silhouette that Geo’s eyes remember. And at the same time, a newspaper is falling down.
“Why, why… … why on earth!”
“omg.”
“Why on earth did you turn your phone off!”
Director Jang, whose face had aged rapidly since I last saw him, and whose complexion had become very haggard…
Jang Il-hyun, the director of the Korean Awakening Management Agency, shouted with tears in his eyes.
“You’ve been away from home for a long time, and you’ve never been in Seoul… … This is the result of analyzing Geo Yang’s behavioral patterns. Since you have a strong obsession with a certain ice cream brand, I expected that you would go through all the nearby convenience stores, and if that’s not enough, you would most likely go to this cafe.”
Because it’s a cafe you visit often.
Jang Il-hyun sipped his glass with a proud face. Unlike other old men, it was affogato.
“So, I was lured to Haagen-Dazs and fell into an ambush by Jang Il-hyun.”
Geo nodded, saying something that sounded like a line from a drama.
“Data is the triumph.”
“This isn’t a compliment, but you pot-bellied old man. You just destroyed the local Haagen-Dazs store just to meet someone. Do you want to die?”
“Then what should I do? I can’t even contact you, and I can’t go near the house for fear of my mother finding out.”
Jang Il-hyun grumbled.
Meeting with Gyeonjio was not usually a difficult task. First of all, the first rule was to keep it a secret from his mother… … .
As a representative figure of the Korean center, Jang Il-hyun’s face is well known to the public.
When Geo was young, he often met with people for ‘trauma treatment support’ and such, but why would he often meet ordinary people who were not even awakened?
Geo would get really annoyed when Jang Il-hyun asked to meet him. He asked if he was crazy because he wanted to get caught.
Since the person in question was like that, direct contact was avoided, and in order to meet him, he had to go through someone nearby.
For example, the tiger in “The Lion King” or the younger brother Gyeonjirok… … .
But this time, there was no such record, and the tiger just told him to wait and see for a while.
In the end, my body was so tired that I was lying around the house all day.
“Do you know how anxious I was when you turned off your cell phone? I told you not to turn it off even if you didn’t use it… … . Isn’t it our only light and hope?”
“Are you here to tell me that I didn’t do stalking? I might as well just throw you into the Han River.”
“Please, just that… … !”
The opponent is not someone else, but the world’s greatest ‘wizard’, so tracking magic and radar surveillance are impossible.
The agents tried using their enemy skills, but failed every time.
One time, I made up my mind and brought in the most famous person in the country among the secret professions and had him do it, but… … .
“They said it wasn’t possible… … .”
“Why on earth!”
“The gap in level between us is too big… …. I’m really getting angry, but who on earth is that brat?”
“… … Have you ever thought about changing jobs?”
To keep it a secret, he is currently serving in a state office. Anyway.
Given the circumstances, it is absolutely impossible to do it secretly from behind.
But isn’t it true that the country can’t just turn a blind eye to the highest-level people of interest?
“Let me get straight to the point.”
“What is it?”
“I’ll just put on one tracker.”
“No way.”
“Please! Just one! Just one! I’ll remove all the surveillance, wiretapping, and such, and just put in a simple location tracking function. Okay?”
“No. I won’t accept it. Go back.”
After much courting, written as persuasion but read as clinging, one finally succeeds.
That was exactly Gyeonjio’s cell phone.
Still, like kids these days, they all carry cell phones, and they celebrated among themselves, saying, “How lucky are we?”
‘Mrs. Park Soon-yo… …! When the data was cut off and we were reduced to an air conditioner, the Center Secret Team, the National Intelligence Service, and the Blue House all cried together that day!’
The woman who shook the Korean peninsula’s head, Park Sun-yo…
I’m so grateful to see Geo never giving up hope on finding Wi-Fi.
Jang Il-hyun vaguely recalled his thoughts.
“When the signal is cut off, all sorts of delusions come to mind. Have you been kidnapped, have you been taken from another country, are you finally abandoning us…?”
“Hey, stop shaking, old man.”
If you listen to Eul’s complaints, there is no end to them. Geo cut them off coldly, as expected of a super-strong man.
“Why did you find it, then?”
“… … You really don’t know?”
“Huh? You’re answering a question with a question.”
Oh, my, it was great. Jang Il-hyun.
Have you forgotten who gave you that position as director?
When King Geo, who had finally gotten his act together after a long time, was trying to cross his legs in an impudent manner, Jang Il-hyun just looked at him as if he was dumbfounded.
“I heard from the Vice President of the Eunsa Temple that you were in the mountains of Gangwon Province… … .”
“What on earth is this old man trying to ask me this time, why is he putting so much effort into the build-up?”
“no…….”
Inside the cafe. Jang Il-hyun pointed to the window behind Geo.
“Can you really not see that?”
Geo turned his body to follow the finger. Let’s follow his gaze… … .
“… … F**k.”
What is that?
A large billboard facing the downtown area. A blond Western handsome man holding flowers was making a public proposal.
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