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The Rankers Guide to Live an Ordinary Life Chapter 44

Episode 44

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As we all know, it was absolutely impossible for the Prince Heungseon Daewongun of this district, King Ji-oh, a third-time English repeater with a grade of 9, to understand all that English.

Shhh shhh. What the heck, what the heck, what the heck.

Why are these kids talking nonsense and making a fuss in Joseon?

A word from Jian Jinhui that turned the tables while she was wearing a Tibetan fox expression.

‘Hey, Unnie! Did you see that? Oh, our Geumhee is speaking English…!’

Heeeeek.

Just like the open-eyed Sim Bong-sa, there was a brief moment of shock.

……Was English such a nice language to listen to?

Isn’t she a native speaker? Wow, she’s crazy. She’s torn, Kyeon Geum-hee. Our Geum Geum English voice is so sharp. She’s so cute.

It was like watching a parent of a youngest child conversing with a native speaker at an English kindergarten, and applauding in his heart.

It was so heartbreaking to watch that stupid guy just babbling without even knowing what was going on.

[Your Covenant, ‘Reader of Fate’ enters real-time simultaneous interpretation.]

In this area, the unsold star brother appears.

And according to the circumstances that led to that.

“I heard that this card has no limit.”

As expected, Siscom, who had finished assessing the situation, turned a blind eye.

Someone else’s card? You can just pay it off.

Aegis? You can just step on it.

“Kyun Geum-hee, choose whatever you want.”

“Hey… Sister, what’s wrong with you?”

“Mister Lim, if you take her around and she seems to like something, just put it all in the shopping cart. You’re really good at reading the mood.”

‘Wow, f*ck.’

The clinician felt like fainting.

This isn’t even at the level of the lottery. I dare not compare it to that.

“Ah. He also paid for everything he touched earlier.”

‘Wow, Mom.’

It was truly ecstasy. I was in a trance as the results poured in like a bomb.

I went all-in, saying it would be either a bust or a jackpot.

Who would have thought that the Black Card of ‘Decagon’ would appear here?

Decagon, an international financial company headquartered in neutral Switzerland.

This financial company, which has deep connections with the world’s leading awakeners, has issued only 11 black cards in their name to date, under the motto of only accepting the best customers.

Also known as ‘The Imperator Black’.

It is said that the more you know about the world, the more you see.

Shoppers who cater to VVIP hunter customers could not have been unaware of what this meant.

‘I don’t know who it is, but there’s a world-class big shot behind these sisters!’

Some of the world’s best names quickly crossed my mind.

The Magic King, Son of God, The Evangelist, Winter Branch, Princess Heo Hae, etc…

Even if the ‘Son of God’ himself came from the Celestial Kingdom, it would be different, but all of these names were too ridiculous for his subordinates to even dare to call.

Kim Dae-gang’s face, which I glanced at, had already turned a pale white sheet of paper.

Upon hearing the news that the golden bell had rung, even team leaders quickly rushed out.

I remember that the team leader over there was unusually hysterical… I wonder how broken he’ll be.

It’s a mess.

The clinician had to bite the flesh inside his mouth to keep from laughing like an idiot.

The true pleasure of reverse tourism made my spine tingle.

[Well… I don’t know if it’s hot or petty, but the ‘Fate Reader’ clenched his jaw.]

[Who would take this hot-blooded Go Young who spends hundreds of millions of won in a fit of anger? Huh? Huh? He shakes his head, saying that he would take someone like the strongest star in the universe living in the other galaxy.]

‘I’m still alive because I did a little bit of interpretation.’

[Your Covenant, ‘Reader of Fate’, is originally a way to push forward when you get on board.]

‘Okay, look at this, sis.’

Geo stared blankly into the display case.

It was an item I had noticed while following Geum-hee earlier.

Although the Trinity Hall is filled with all sorts of luxury items, this was the only thing that caught Geo’s attention.

‘Since I’ve decided to spend money, should I buy this too? Huh? Of all these, this one looks the most useful.’

[The Holy One, ‘The Reader of Fate’ asks if he can read the item information.]

‘Ugh. I don’t think I can use my magic here.’

[Then, if you say, ‘Oh-bbang, Geo, please read this just once,’ I’ll make a deal and do it.]

‘……’

Ha……Break the contract.

If it’s going to be like this, then let’s just live on our own.

【Can’t you concentrate?】

【It’s fierce.】

A languid laugh brushed past Geo’s ears and disappeared. For a moment, it was like the wind.

‘I left the door open to ask you to read the item……’

It opened slightly and I’m leaving now.

A proof of the covenant and a soul gateway connected to the stars.

The opening of the ‘Seonghon (星痕)’ was an area that no matter how great an Awakened person was, he could not handle it as he pleased.

According to Byeolnim, it’s because of the maturity of the soul or something?

Anyway, it was not an easy task even for a conservative, so unlike him who could just open the door by force, here, all we could do was open the crack in the door slightly.

Of course, even that cannot be maintained for long.

This was especially true when the stars passed by like they did just now.

‘It tickles.’

Geo touched his ear.

A breathy laugh. A fleeting feeling and his overwhelming presence.

The afterimage is strong.

It was like this every time, even though it was really just a moment.

‘This pervert is real. His voice doesn’t suit me, but it’s so damn good.’

And the item information window pops up immediately, as if they knew they had done something that would get them cursed at.

Geo glanced into the empty space and checked the window.

There were two windows.

Ten

▶ (Sealed) The Three Commandments of the Nameless God (Rare)

▷ Category: Scenario Items

▷ Usage restrictions: None

━ An accessory from an ancient, nameless god. When worn, it protects the user from enemies.

━ Potential abilities are sealed.

Ten

▶ The Three Commandments with the Holy One (Myth)

▷ Category: Scenario Items

▷ Usage Restrictions: Binds immediately upon wearing, cannot be traded, cannot be stored in inventory

━ An ancient god’s necklace from the mythical era. It contains the three commandments engraved by the holy man himself. It can be separated into three pieces.

━ He was born as the first of three twins to the ancient god Iwa.

In order to protect his brothers in the ‘Last War’, he swore the three commandments himself. Following these three commandments, the brothers met their glorious deaths on the same day and at the same time.

1. Think of me as you and me as you.

2. Protecting each other from danger and hardship.

3. I will never turn away even in the face of death.

▷ Main effect: The first owner can designate the second and third users.

When activating an item, the ‘Three Commandments’ allows (1) status checks between the owners / (2) location sharing / (3) when damaged, the first owner is immediately summoned. (Can be restored 2 times)

▷ Additional options: Grace of the Holy Spirit and Glory. Unyielding Will. Increased Vitality.

……

‘…….Dae-e-bak.’

Poetry, poetry, I saw the heart! Aaaah!

Geo pretended to cough and quickly lowered his head and pressed his eyes tightly because both of his eyes felt like they were going to pop out.

‘Poker face. Keep poker face.’

Oh, no. What the heck!

It’s not the Tower of Babel, it’s a department store in the middle of Gangnam, and the scenario items are also mythical.

[Look at that, the ‘Fate Reader’ grumbles that it would have been a good deal if he had just called him ‘oppa’ once.]

It sounds like the covenant is talking, but I can’t hear it at all.

Geo couldn’t believe it, so he looked back and forth between the information window and the ‘Three Commandments with the Holy One’.

I look, I look, really really……

‘Such a precious person in such a shabby place.’

Those unscrupulous and ugly big business guys.

Are you saying that we (the three) commandments were left on a cold display case like this?

‘(Three) Commandments. Just wait a moment. Godzio will save you!’

“Is there a problem?”

“No, yes?”

Name: World One Top Kenji.

Characteristic: He can’t lie.

After screaming loudly once.

Geo, whose face looked like it had a problem to anyone who looked at him, leaned against the display case awkwardly.

I pretended to be calm and coughed in vain and turned around…

“What the f*ck?”

“Swearing in front of someone.”

“You’re not off yet? No, but what’s with that fluent Korean? I thought you were a US soldier stationed in Yongsan-gu who participated in a Korean speech contest.”

The Korean language skills are so amazing that you can even forget the shock of receiving Godtem.

Lucas Malone answered absentmindedly, his arms crossed.

“I just didn’t use it to avoid annoying situations. Korean is a basic skill for the Aegis’ top team. The captain is an honorary Korean, a ‘Joe’ fan, and the support team leader is a Marine from Jeolla Province.”

“……What is this? This sudden, unfamiliar feeling of great familiarity……”

“If a foreigner who speaks Korean well mentions ‘Jo’, Jeolla-do, and the Marine Corps, most people will have similar reactions, so it’s okay.”

“……Is this a hidden camera?”

“That’s also the reaction of most Koreans, but no. Can’t you change the repertoire a bit?”

That’s why I don’t speak Korean well in front of Koreans.

Well, it can’t be helped since it’s this one that’s regrettable. Lucas narrowed his eyes.

“I spoke Korean even though I didn’t have to because I wanted to ask you something directly.”

“I’m not buying it. Get out.”

“Listen. I think I paid the price for my temper just now. I may have been the cause, but thanks to that, I lost my best setting. You know what a primary weapon means to a Hunter.”

Yeah, that’s true.

Geo turned his back slightly again, which he had turned sharply. It seemed to mean, “Why don’t you try saying something?”

I took a moment to sigh as I looked at the easy-to-read Korean.

Lucas Malone then asked with a hard face. You.

“The Benefactor… no, to be exact, the Benefactor’s ‘Tiger’. What is your relationship with him?”

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