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The Rankers Guide to Live an Ordinary Life Chapter 36

Episode 36

Once upon a time,

There was a swordsman who could not use magic or a sword.

“Wait a minute. If you can’t use a sword, then you’re not a swordsman in the first place.”

“Take it and go.”

“Okay, wait a minute!”

No one showed any interest in such a swordsman, and the swordsman spent his days in loneliness, despairing over his lack of talent.

One day, a kind foreigner speaks to that swordsman.

‘Impossible, is nothing.’

The impressed swordsman started doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km of running from that day on.

“It’s not like it’s some One Punch Man joke.”

“Cheer up.”

“Let go of this!”

After arduous and difficult training, you will finally gain the incredible power of an invisible blade.

The swordsman looked around the world with a happy heart.

While I was running forward with my eyes only on the road, the world had changed a lot.

A ranker who films a beer commercial, a ranker who makes a special appearance in a Kim Eun-sook drama for personal gain, a ranker who is obsessed with climbing the top, etc.

Disappointed and ashamed by the sight of the worldly strong, the swordsman made up his mind.

‘Okay, I’ve decided!’

The swordsman threw everything away and disappeared into the shadows.

Like an invisible blade, he swears to protect the people…

This concludes the story of the B-class hunter, the swordsman Baldoje.

“He is truly the dark hero of this era! He is the epitome of the underdog spirit that rose from the bottom.”

“……”

“Anyway, let’s keep this between us, and everyone keep your mouths shut. If it weren’t for this unavoidable situation, Baldoje would never have revealed his power. Lastly……”

Twilight looked back at the people.

He speaks with a serious face without a hint of smile.

“The darkness lies in your prejudice.”

‘F*ck……’

That kid might not be an idiot.

If you think about it, isn’t it highly addictive?

Geo prepared for his tenth sword strike with a sullen expression.

People with confused expressions wondering if this kid is joking or for real.

It must be hard for them to listen to all that nonsense, but if you really think about it, the one who’s having the hardest time in this situation is actually Gyeonji-ji.

‘What is this! What is this?’

One S-class. One A-class. One BB-class hunter, and so on.

A situation where you have to create and fly a blade with such a small amount of magic power that none of them will notice.

There is even a condition that it must be done solely with pure magical power, without using any skills.

It’s about the same level of difficulty as carving the Palace of Versailles on a single bean.

[Seongwi, the ‘Fate Reader’ is looking for a way to contact the teacher, who has such a miraculous method of training.]

That’s exactly what it says.

Even if it was by chance, somehow, or by being pushed on my back.

No matter how messy the process was, the end result was (forced) high-intensity horsepower control training.

Sweat drips down Geo’s forehead as he concentrates for the first time in a long time.

Munchkin is unintentionally becoming more and more of a monster, even though no one intended it to be.

As evidence, the moment the tenth blade flew.

[Invisible strike! The enemy only remembers what he was hit by!]

[True wisdom! Look at the phenomenon as it is, free from arrogant afflictions such as stubbornness! Take a leap forward to enlightenment!]

[Trait, ‘Spirit Sword’ (Hero) is unlocked.]

[You have met the second requirement.]

[Second title, ‘Sword Wielder Baldoje’ (Legend) is released.]

“……”

“Junior Nyangachi, what is Grano?”

“No… just whatever.”

I think I can hear the sound of the (real) swordsmen’s sage time song somewhere…

Is this worldview balance really okay? Behind the seriousness of the situation, Gyeonji-oh looks serious.

People were slowly coming to their senses one by one.

The normal conversation (dog talk) with Twilight was effective, and they seem to recover from the shock relatively quickly.

Darkroom on the 7th floor.

It was really a close call.

When they came up to collect the missing people including Yoon Ui-seo and Seo Ga-hyeon.

The men who were dragged away were each trapped in an egg bag hanging upside down, on the verge of death.

Being trapped in bug sap and almost suffocating to death? That must not have been a common experience.

Some were still vomiting on one side.

“Fuck, I really thought we were crossing the Jordan River……”

“The rotten smell won’t go away from my body. I have nightmares every night.”

“I had a good experience. Thanks to whom.”

Sergeant Shin Jin-cheol grumbles in a loud voice as if to demand that we listen.

Yoon Ui-seo, who was comforting his younger brother who was so fed up with him, stops.

“You said you wouldn’t let anyone die, but what the heck. If you had been just a few seconds late, you would have had to clean up a few corpses.”

Phew. A spurt of phlegm falling near the feet.

It was an act that crossed the line, but Yoon Ui-seo only turned pale and tried to turn his head away as if he had not seen it.

Instead, it was his younger brother, Kangjae Yoon, who got angry.

“Fuck, what the hell are you doing! I can’t even thank the person who saved me……!”

“Kangjae, stay still.”

“What is this, little brother? Your head is still wet. Who saved whom? Don’t you have eyes? Everyone here saw who saved them, and you’re just talking nonsense?”

“Don’t talk nonsense! Those people are all against my brother in the end……”

“Yoon Kang-jae!”

“Tongue, bro……”

“I told you to stop… I’m sorry, Captain. My younger brother is still young.”

“Oh, really. That’s it, that’s it. That older brother and that younger brother. I can totally relate to that. I can totally relate to that.”

Shin Jin-cheol spits once more and turns around.

Yoon Ui-seo’s clenched fist trembled as he lowered his head.

At that moment, a strange silence lingered as someone’s pride was being miserably crushed.

“It’s dirty.”

A unique, low-pitched voice.

“So fucking dirty. Jeong Jin-cheol.”

“……what?”

“What kind of idiot spits on the floor these days? Who would call someone an old man?”

“……her.”

Shin Jin-cheol walked towards Geo with a face that said, “What did I just hear?”

He asks with his back arched in a threatening manner.

“Hey, what did you just say? Look me in the eye and say it again.”

Geo looked at me as I had hoped. He spoke again, word for word.

“More, more, more.”

“……”

“what?”

“……”

“Are you Jeong Jin-cheol?”

“……”

“If you ever want to do Jeong Jin-cheol, tell me right now.”

Because that’s what I wish for too.

Gyeonji-oh laughed. It was almost a mockery.

Behind them, it was clearly visible to Yoon Eui-seo, who was unexpectedly standing in front of her.

Eyes that don’t look at people as people and goosebumps running down the back of Shin Jin-cheol’s neck…

Big man and little woman.

As Shin Jin-cheol said earlier, unless you ate something wrong, it was the moment when everyone realized what was right.

Which of the two is the bigger person?

In a silence that was heavier than before.

Suddenly, Takramin coughed loudly. Cough.

Thanks to that, Seo Ga-hyeon, who was receiving treatment from him, was also surprised and shouted loudly.

That lightened the mood a little. Tak Lamin cleared his hoarse throat.

“Oh, I’m sorry. It’s just… I think it’s time for you all to stop and hurry up.”

[Timer – 00:01:27:45]

“The dungeon rampage is still in progress. You should finish the raid.”

The end of the dungeon raid is the destruction of the ‘original core’. You have to get there to complete the dungeon.

He also added that the dungeon’s structure will likely feature a rooftop location.

“You’ve already gone through a lot, but I ask that you continue to support us until the end.”

Takramin locks eyes with Geo.

Those national civil servant hunters… there’s definitely something about them that weakens people’s hearts.

Is it because they are all rice bowls that have sacrificed their lives for justice?

Geo clicked his tongue and his expression softened.

People are starting to get busy one by one in preparation for moving. They are busy checking their condition.

“Sister, are you okay?”

“Oh. It’s the mushroom that disappeared, Mushroom Ga-hyeon.”

“Don’t tease me. I was so scared. The agent has emergency treatment skills. Thank goodness.”

“It wouldn’t be bad for your character’s competitiveness to wear a mushroom on your head.”

“This girl is cute, but sometimes she’s really weird.”

Even the slightest grumbling is fleeting.

Seo Ga-hyeon, who was quick-witted, seemed to think the person behind her had something to say and quickly gave up her seat.

Geo looked around. Twilight was looking closely at Yoon Ui-seo.

Geo, who confirmed that there was no interest in this, spoke in a nonchalant tone.

“Curiosity killed the cat.”

“……I absolutely had no such intention.”

Takramin laughed bitterly.

The young elite agent fiddled with his heavy wrist. To be exact, the terminal engraved with the country name.

“Unlike the tower, you can’t use electronic devices in the dungeon, right? It’s become a bit of a habit for me.”

A dungeon that allows network access, although I don’t know the principle and it’s not all that smooth.

So, as soon as Takramin heard that Geo was an Awakened One, he accessed the center’s database and searched it.

Awakened, ‘Kyungjio’.

As I said, checking the personal information of the Awakened was a habitual task for state agents.

however.

“CIassified lnformation (Confidential document).”

“……”

“This is the first time in my life as an agent that I have seen these words in the database with my own eyes.”

“……”

“Who are you… really?”

Takramin never got an answer to that question. But that wasn’t a pity or anything.

Rather, I heard that it was a feeling similar to relief.

When he actually faced that face, those eyes… he realized that whatever the answer was, it was beyond his ability to handle.

Rooftop of a building.

The battle begins again.

The heart and origin of the dungeon, the ‘Wonma Nucleus’. The monsters’ final resistance to protect it was fierce.

The second attack team of is collapsing like freshly cut paper dolls.

Seo Ga-hyeon grabbed Geo’s clothes tightly from behind. The trembling was transmitted.

……Um. Okay.

Since I’ve already created a sub-character, it’s only for one day anyway, so I’d like to give it some good service.

The swordsman Baldoje walked along leisurely, wiping his nose.

[Trait, ‘Heart Sword’ is activated.]

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