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The Rankers Guide to Live an Ordinary Life Chapter 33

Episode 33

And again now, the present.

The talented Kyeonji-o, who had been able to take the civilian course because he had been holding the leash too well, looked at him with a blank expression.

A live dungeon crawl that gets to the worst.

Who did that?

When people face a crisis, the first thing they do is blame others.

“If you think about it, it’s all your fault! You little punk Yoon Eui-seo!”

‘No… Such a sudden rash?’

“If it weren’t for you! Let me go of this! That kid, a top 20 ranker suddenly barged in and caused this! He barged in without even being called!”

In the end, Yoon Ui-seo is grabbed by the collar.

A skinny guy like a skeleton is shaking like a gas station balloon, and it’s a situation where even the sympathy that didn’t exist before is rising.

Kyeonjio (1st place) looked at Twilight (6th place) with a heavy heart.

‘That conscience-stricken gangster tofu……’

“What?”

Yoon Ui-seo, who was in a pinch, kept glancing towards the sunset with sad eyes.

“Wow, everyone is staring at me and making a fuss…?”

“I hate twilight.”

“……!”

“Oh, sorry. I was so excited that I ended up speaking English. I have a disease that will kill me if I don’t swear at dusk.”

“Is there such a disease?”

“I am the owner of the Twilight Anti-Cafe.”

“……Surely you have disappeared into the twilight, my lord?”

“What are you doing now!”

The roar of the exploding Takramin.

The two S-class suddenly turned their heads.

It was easy to grasp the situation by looking at the sight of Yoon Ui-seo lying on the floor. Twilight muttered with a stern face.

“That idiot is doing that……?”

Yoon Ui-seo’s domestic ranking is 29th.

It is also a rare A-class tamer.

Even if the entire raid team rushed here at the same time, there would probably be no chance of winning.

The ranks between the awakened ones meant such a gap. He was not a person who deserved to be treated like that.

Geo stared blankly at Yoon Ui-seo.

A person I’ve been encountering unintentionally lately.

From the claim that Brother Zug is the ‘King of Magic’ by that guy, Kangjae Yoon, to dragon scales, etc.

I was secretly worried about that.

It must have appeared right before my eyes at just the right time.

I followed Yoon Eui-seo into the dungeon to see what other uses he might have, and…

Dragons are bullshit.

‘It’s a sweet potato field.’

Even when reading web novels, the sweet potato section is a hopeless plot twist that stimulates the mind of Seongyakseong, who makes him read it.

“Oh, no, sir! I’m fine. I’m, I’m sorry, everyone. I caused trouble.”

‘Your party member, Gyeonji-nim, shouts out his disgust at sweet potatoes.’

“It’s all my fault…”

‘No. That’s not it, you punk. Stop it.’

“So let’s start with the strategy first. We have to save my little brother. Please. I’ll do anything……”

Yoon Ui-seo finally crouched down to her waist.

It was right then, just before Geo’s expression hardened.

Babel Network

▷ Ranker 1st Channel

▷ Use ‘Announce’ ranked 6th

/Channel members are using ‘Announce’./

/The ‘Collapse Channel Window’ function is not available in announce mode./

| 6 |

Night King: Ma

| 6 |

Night King: I’m watching you

| 6 |

Night Food King: Don’t you get a sore back when you play with a kid?

| 8 |

David: ?? What? The announcer has arrived

| 8 |

David: Haha …

| 8 |

David: Why don’t you turn it off quickly? Let’s cover the entire TV screen. Damn it.

| 4 |

White Bird: David. Get out of here. He’s not talking to us.

| 6 |

Night King: And you’re still the number 1 channel ranker

| 6 |

Night Food King: Number 1 has one pride. This little bastard doesn’t have the basics.

| 6 |

Night Snack King: I don’t know what your circumstances are.

| 6 |

Night King: Whether it’s my level or a higher level, I can do one of these dungeons with my eyes closed.

| 6 |

Night Snack King: I know

| 6 |

Night King: Who is behind you right now?

“If you don’t know, should I tell you?”

Babel Network

| 6 |

Night King: It’s my twilight. Yoon Eui-seo.

“So straighten your back, Ma, when I speak nicely.”

A low, low voice, like a soliloquy.

But it reached the ears of those who needed to hear it.

Geo can see the whole thing until someone’s back starts shaking and he finally hears it.

“Straighten your back and lift your chin.”

Straighten your back and clench your fists.

“Look straight ahead.”

The basic stance of a hunter facing straight ahead.

Hunter and Korean ‘First Line’ ranker Yoon Eui-seo raised his voice with reddened eyes.

“……I will take responsibility for everything.”

“……“

“I won’t let a single person die, so please proceed with this attack!”

A ranker is an individual, not a group.

But there were certainly moments, though very rare, when they came together.

The chat window on the right is as usual.

Geo glanced at the familiar place and turned his head away in a daze.

* * *

Babel Network

▷ Local ─ South Korea

▷ No. 1 domestic ranking channel

| 1 |

Joe: Yeah yeah b

| 5 |

Bambi: ?

| 3 |

Alpha: Hoo……

| 3 |

Alpha: This is my Jeong Gil-ga-on. Yoon Ui-seo.

| 8 |

David: ?? What the heck lol

| 4 |

White Bird: My white bird. Yoon Eui-seo.

| 2 |

Imagination: This is my Four Great Kings. Yun Ui-seo.

| 8 |

David: ……ㅋ;;

| 8 |

David: N, my dear David

| 29 |

Yoon Eui-seo: Stop it…

| 8 |

David:

| 8 |

David: Aaah, you weren’t going to do it?? You had no intention of doing it?!?? Wow, you’re overdoing it, seriouslyㅡㅡ!!

| 8 |

David: Is it really real? I don’t care what the f*ck;;!!

| 4 |

White Bird: Don’t cry.

| 4 |

White Bird: And it’s not a lie, it’s real.

* * *

[Timer – 00:04:44:30]

Time left, about five hours.

The parasitic king’s parasitic species is a ferocious insect that crawls on its belly and lays eggs.

They contaminate their hosts without regard to race.

So if we can’t rescue the civilians quickly, it may be irreversible regardless of whether we attack or not. (Tak Lamin Information)

Moreover, it seemed that not only the clown species appeared as the difficulty level changed.

Geo set up the Yonggary figure right away.

As soon as you come out of the basement of the building, a directional arrow appears above the ‘True Friendship Figure’.

It’s a magic hologram, so it’s a good thing, but if it had a shape, then in this mess…

Chook- bang!

“Ugh. Ugh. I think I’m going to throw up……”

“No, is it a midduck? Every time I die, I get a water terror attack. Who doesn’t have a towel left in their inventory?”

“None. If you’ve already gathered the magic stones, hurry… Hunter Yun Ui-seo? What is it? Are you okay?”

“Okay, it’s okay… it’s okay.”

Yoon Ui-seo wiped away the cold sweat while holding his broken knee.

“More than that, the connection with the Golden Eagles I sent earlier was lost, and the visibility from the 4th floor onwards is extremely obstructed… I couldn’t even confirm what it was. I think they were eaten right away….”

Yoon Eui-seo, who is hesitant to speak, looking around.

It’s because of the atmosphere that suddenly sank.

……

……

Their eyes, frozen with tension, turned toward the emergency exit door on the fourth floor right in front of them.

‘Level 1’ dungeon.

The previous levels were still too easy.

Everyone intuitively felt that the real game was about to begin.

In the silence where no one comes out to open the door, only two people remain calm.

“Oh, no. That won’t work.”

Ranked 6th in Korea.

Mr. Hwang, who was out of breath, cracked his neck in a relaxed, almost brazen manner.

He laughs and grabs the emergency exit handle with all his might.

“You shouldn’t be so scared of the son of a monster. Even if you do that, it’s just a monster……”

Squeak-.

“Ugh, huaaaah-!”

Boom!

Ugh, ugh.

Twilight slammed the door shut faster than light. It looked back at Hodaldal and his party with a pale face.

“What, what are you just sitting there staring at! Hurry up and go to Epquila! I just saw the world’s biggest cockroach. Mom. Mom. Surprise!”

“……Really. Isn’t this guy lacking something?

[Your Covenant, ‘Reader of Fate’, takes it in stride, saying to come down from the outside man and speak.]

‘……’

Khuh-huh.

Geo, who had been hanging on to the Takramin lantern, quietly got down and shook off the poor figure.

Poet, what can I do if I don’t like it?

‘I really hate it.’

“Stop it! Stop it! What are you doing, you little brats! Are you sleeping? Are you asleep?”

“Ultimate! Are there any ultimate skills left?”

“You little cockroaches, are you supposed to be flying? Please, you damn Babel! Let’s just get this over with, f*ck!”

Pasasasasat!

‘Ooh, I have the ultimate. Guys, I have it!’

[The saint, ‘the reader of fate’, hisses in horror.]

[Hey, young lady, are you trying to catch a fly with a sickle that’s meant for catching demons? He tells her to be reasonable and stop it.]

“Sesko! Sesko-oh!”

“Who made that stupid sound like a Sesco! Who is it!”

“Hey, wait a minute! Hunter Bang Tae-ho! Over there! You shouldn’t be sending deals in that direction…!”

Khoo, thump. Kwaga-!

The collapse was a chain reaction.

Kyeonji-oh instinctively rolled his body.

The ground is collapsing.

The body, which seemed to lose its balance for a moment, quickly rotated while gliding through the air.

Using the falling pieces as a stepping stone, I bounced my legs off the ground.

It settles gently into the gap between the corner walls.

[Trait, ‘Cat Parkour’ is disabled.]

[Your Covenant, ‘Reader of Fate’, raises the scoreboard out of 10.]

‘……Safe.’

Geo blew the short hair stuck to his cheek.

A situation that unfolded in an instant.

The last thing I saw was the elevator collapsing after someone made a mistake.

There is no such thing as hall of fame level trolling. This is where the majority of the party was standing…

The party channel was still quiet.

It’s eerily quiet beyond the wall.

Huh? Wait. Is this deja vu…?

A cold sweat flows without me knowing why.

Jianjio, a seasoned escape master, became anxious for no reason.

‘I said it wasn’t the second installment of Gachui Gajob…’

Let’s take on a lot of burden and quietly stick our heads out.

“…..”

What appeared before my eyes was an empty crater with fierce teeth marks, as if it had been eaten by some wild beast.

The surrounding area is completely covered in white.

The eggs on the floor that had been tangled in mucus and the swarms of bugs that had been gliding around spraying venom were nowhere to be found.

Only eerie holes and lime powder flying around like a blizzard.

and.

One person standing in the middle.

“……Elsa?”

“What the… gasp!”

Twilight, who turned around with a jerk, dropped her chin.

Nyangachi-nim, why are you here…?

Surely no one was there?

He also completed his assessment of the situation.

It was obvious.

Everyone else has fallen, and he’s left alone, so he’s just sharpening his skills. That impatient gangster.

Only then did the random crater that had torn through the concrete wall make sense.

S-class hunter, Twilight.

His name is Asura.

A battle between demons and asuras that goes on endlessly.

He eats everything he can find without being picky, and all that is left behind are traces of a wonderful meal.

‘Tsk tsk. The scene was discovered.’

The most fun thing is watching someone else’s house burn down.

Geo started by gagging right away with his soft civilian material.

Oh my gosh! I’m so shocked and surprised right now.

“That’s ridiculous. Could it be… that the head of the gang is Hiiimsuumjji…?”

“Aida. Calm down, Nyangachi-nim. I can explain everything. Ma, put the phone down! Hey, don’t turn on the camera! Let’s just have a calm conversation first, ugh, there’s a bug, a bee over there!”

“Whoa! Where, where!”

Pasa- Boom!

Toouk.

……

“There was a…… rega……?”

“……”

“……I’m so tired……”

……

silence……

No, silence.

It was an instinctive defense mechanism.

King Geo blinked as he tore apart a medium-sized monster with his magical power.

Uh……um.

Quietly, I move my stiff limbs like a rusty robot.

I carefully picked up my cell phone (4-year contract) that I had thrown to the floor while crouching down.

Click click, click. Click!

“…Press and hold the auto-fire mode.”

“…Uh, uh. Yeah. Deleting it slowly is annoying….”

“Thank you for your consideration……”

“Don’t mention it…”

A few minutes passed in a strange silence.

The two people took off their colored glasses for no reason and put them back on, looked around, and even shook off the dust from their clothes.

There is no need for long conversations between us anymore.

Twilight raised his index finger without saying a word.

‘Hey you too…..?’

Perfect, breathtaking scene capture.

There is no place to run.

The answer to be given has already been decided.

Therefore, after finishing the calculations, Gyeonjio slowly raised his thumb.

With an awkward smile.

‘Hey me too……!’

A guide to proper living for rankers.

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