Episode 25
Maddog frowned.
Is that a fucking disease?
“Why are you swearing and making a fuss in front of people? You baseless punk.”
“I don’t know. I just suddenly feel really weird. I feel so dirty.”
Santa Monica, California, United States.
Two men sitting under parasols outdoors on the beach.
Among them, Maddog, a Latino man with white dreadlocks, snapped angrily.
“I find you more disturbing, you punk. You always tell me things that I know only about myself. You seem like a significant, suspicious, and really bad guy.”
“Oh. Oh, Mad Dog. We’re the bad guys. You didn’t realize that yet? Poor thing.”
Kido speaks while sipping grapefruit juice.
Because of the sunglasses and bucket hat, all you can see is the shape of his mischievous mouth.
Mad Dog gulped down his share of juice in frustration. It was a manly strawberry juice, befitting his rough personality.
“There are different types of bad guys, but you… you! You look so fucking mean and petty!”
“That’s too much. It hurts, bro.”
“Stop acting hurt, you punk! I’ll feel sorry for you!”
“Shh. There’s a phone call coming in. It’s a call you need to answer.”
Kido smiled brightly and showed me the screen.
[From: Child]
“Damn, it’s that disgusting nanny thing again.”
quietly.
Kido raised his finger in warning and pressed the call button.
“Hello, Timothy.”
“Yeah, that’s the news? I checked it too. The time difference doesn’t matter. It’s a world notification, so it’s simultaneous all over the world. Weren’t you the one who went into the dungeon?”
“Hahaha, you’re so excited. Try to calm down a bit. …..Huh? No. I won’t like it if you come at me out of the blue.”
Our ‘Joe’ is a person who values his daily life more than anything else in the world.
“How would you know… I have my own source of information, Honey. Even though we’re like brothers, we can’t share everything.”
……
Well, if that’s what you really want, then there’s a way. For example… we could approach it from a national perspective, not an individual perspective. We could use an intermediary.”
The bigger the trap and the more steps it has, the better.
That way, you can slowly get closer to an opponent who doesn’t notice easily.
Kido smiled gently.
“Of course, that’s just an example… but have confidence. You’re Timmy Lily, the one the whole world loves. Me? Because I’m always by your side. If you go, I go too.”
……
“It’s touching. Yes. It’s a good thing. Our ‘Joe’ is much better in many ways than ‘Mad Dog’, which has a lot of anxiety. Yeah. Did you find out where Mad Dog is? You went all the way to Marrakech to find it.”
Woohoo.
Kido said, gently patting Maddog’s back as he pretended to vomit.
“Yeah. You couldn’t find it…? No, dear brother. Don’t be disappointed. It’s okay. There will be another chance. Let’s take it slow. Okay. See you in New York.”
Stop.
“Where did you get your revenge?”
Maddog grumbled, shivering.
“Are you dating? That’s disgusting.”
“Jealous men are unattractive. And, I’m sorry, but I don’t like you at all…”
“Damn it! Neither did I, you little rag!”
Even if you get angry and swear, the other person doesn’t feel any impact.
Maddog recalled his previous encounter with the idiot in front of him once again. He gave up and slammed the table.
“So! What are you going to do now? Is this the picture you drew? You need to share some history to understand how things work. You damned villain.”
“Uhm, okay.”
“……?”
“How do things work out?”
“Hey. 13th month……!”
“No. You can’t call me that now.”
The reclined chair rocked back and forth.
Kido leisurely lowered his sunglasses.
A humming muttering continues.
“Why did a cat get into the dog trap? I tried to get rid of it before we met. Isn’t it so strange? No matter how many times I try, it’s not easy……”
“What’s wrong? Please tell me so I can understand!”
“I ended up going to Seoul. That’s the conclusion.”
“……What? You said it yourself. You said you shouldn’t even think about touching the King before he’s ready?”
“Did I do that?”
It is very common for him to change his mind and make a hasty decision.
Kido stood up and took off his hat.
The gorgeous earrings flutter in the sea breeze.
Hair that is a mixture of green and sky-green. A surprisingly beautiful face that makes it impossible to guess her nationality.
Everyone’s attention instantly gathers around him.
The noise level rose sharply with the appearance of a celebrity who could not help but be recognized.
“Maybe the ‘memory’ was a little bit more organized. Don’t be angry, my brother. I told you. We’re lucky……”
Kido swept his hair up.
Smile wickedly.
“To that tyrant, I am nothing more than a piece of dog meat that cannot be refused.”
“What the heck is that……”
“Hey, hey! Guido, ‘Guido Maramaldi’ is right!”
Maddog clicked his tongue and stood up.
As soon as one person opens the gates, the crowd quickly grows.
Amidst the waves of shutter noise and autograph requests, Kido winked one eye.
“See you later, honey.”
he is,
The leader of an international terrorist group of stateless people abandoned by the world, 13th month.
Kiddo, the executor.
At the same time, externally, the current world ranking is 9th.
‘Trainer’ Guido Maramaldi.
The world’s largest shield, erected by Timothy Lillywhite, the son of God.
He was the vice-leader of the guild “Aegis.”
* * *
Whether the world somewhere is busy or not.
What is most important to someone at this moment…
“Geo, what on earth does this mean? Forced sex change? Kangjae isn’t the type of kid to do that.”
“teacher.”
“Okay. Okay, tell me.”
“Actually, I’m Joe, but my older brother keeps calling me Joe.”
“……”
“Joe is being treated unfairly.”
“Go in. I won’t see you off.”
The reality was that the early retirement plan that was thrown in an attempt to escape was quickly rejected.
Geo looked at the classroom with blurry eyes.
(I’m sure everyone was surprised) but in reality, there aren’t many people around Gyeonjio.
(I think everyone will find this really surprising) but in fact, Gyeonjio’s sociability is somewhat lower than that of other people.
Thanks to that, even though I’ve lived in the same neighborhood my entire life, I only have three people I can call friends.
There are only kindergarten classmates (Yang) Se-do, (Jang) Se-na, and (Seol) Se-ra.
It’s not that I chose similar ones because I was too lazy to remember their names.
Sometimes I wish the surnames were unified, but… anyway.
In short, this means that you don’t get along well with places where only popular people gather.
‘Didn’t Mrs. Park get scammed? Didn’t she get hit hard in the back of the head by Mr. Kim Jo-young, whom she trusted… How can these guys be considered college entrance exam candidates?’
After much deliberation, Mr. Kim Jo-young placed the hopeless third-time repeater in the special management class for the arts program.
It was a place where it was written as a beginner’s class but read as a class for those in difficult situations.
[Your Covenant, ‘Reader of Fate’ mutters that this place is too strong no matter how you look at it.]
[Anyone can see that the atmosphere of college entrance exam failure is strong, and once they enter, it seems like three generations of people will repeat the exam three times.]
‘Just curse……’
It’s like a school bully genre, with classmates with unique personalities who wouldn’t look out of place if you put them anywhere.
Rainbow dyed hair, fashion tattoos, etc…
I managed to avoid the flashy, eccentric crowd and find an ordinary guy to sit next to.
‘Forgetting the genre formula that the most ordinary guy is the most retarded……’
I got hit…
Not only did he force her to change her sex upon first meeting, but now he is showing her pictures of his older brother (without her even asking) without any hesitation.
‘hmm.’
Geo looked back and forth between the photo and Yoon Kang-jae before speaking.
“Basically, hunters are handsome.”
“……?”
“The higher the ranking, the better.”
That’s what most people say.
[Humans evolve, and magic influences evolution.]
This story started from the short lifespan of the first generation of Awakened. Awakened people who overcome their limits are destined to live long lives.
However, before the Tower of Babel, the first generation, who were originally ordinary humans, had to cut away at their own flesh and bones to overcome their limitations.
As a result, the average lifespan of first-generation hunters is about fifty.
This became a rare phenomenon for the second generation, who were exposed to magic relatively early, and for the third generation thereafter, such a limit did not exist at all.
Analysts say the third generation is a turning point for humanity.
Anyway.
The conclusion is that the better the new human being receives the magic kick, the more outstanding their abilities and visuals are.
“Why are you suddenly talking about that…?”
‘Are you asking because you don’t know, Comrade Kang Jae? Are you asking because you don’t know……’
Kyeonjio casted the cat’s eyes while wearing boots.
Yoon Kang-jae, who had been excited about bragging about his older brother, looked bewildered. Then, he immediately slammed his knee down.
“Ah……! Ahh.”
‘That’s right! That’s it!’
“Right. Right. Hahaha. Even if you look at it, my brother is handsome, right? I told you he looks just like Joe. He’s so handsome.”
‘개새끼야, 내가 너 반드시 고소한다.’
“Even I think it looks good. I heard that women are particularly crazy about this style? It looks a bit like Gyeonjirok. Why, should I introduce it to you?”
‘I’ll kill Yoon Kang-jae and just go to hell.’
[The Holy Spirit, the ‘Reader of Fortune’, rises up and says that this is self-defense that even Satan would acknowledge.]
[He asks who the hell he is talking about now, and if he doesn’t kill him right away, he gets angry and says that it would be an outrageous act of condoning social evil.]
“Uh, why is your reaction like that? Oh, is it because you feel burdened? Well… It’s a bit much for you to meet the number one Wollenger who’s not the main character in a drama or something.”
‘I lost……’
It was a complete defeat.
This kid is ‘real’.
At that moment, Geo was speechless at the power of the dragon beyond his imagination.
“What, is that loner bastard Yoon Kang-jae starting again?”
The scent of long hair shampoo blowing in the wind.
A heroine always appears when a protagonist is in crisis.
The most popular kid in the art class.
Seo Ga-hyeon, the class leader, winked at Geo as she sat down in front of them.
“Ignore me, sis. He’s a classmate of mine, and he says things like Joe is this and that, it’s all part of his repertoire. You see, he clings to you when you first come here because we don’t pay attention to him. Anyway, he’s a liar.”
“……Hey, Seo Ga-hyeon. Who’s lying?”
“Then what, do you have any evidence or proof? I haven’t seen you bring anything up in years.”
“Wow, really wow…… ha.”
“Whenever these kids run out of things to say, they always look up at the sky and say, ‘Wow, hi.’ Get out of here quickly.”
“……”
“Hey, Yoon Kang-jae. I’m giving you advice because I feel really bad for you, but you’re already a good enough ranker, so stop joking around. Aren’t you embarrassed to look at me?”
“Ranker?”
Seo Ga-hyeon turns around at Geo’s unconscious question.
It was a gentle smile, unlike when he had been serious and glaring at Yoon Kang-jae.
“Yes, sis. You must have seen the picture. His older brother is ‘Yoon Eui-seo’. He is ranked 29th and belongs to ‘Barb’.”
“Bah, what, babu?”
“No, unnie. What the heck. How cute. ‘Invibe’. You’re not really interested in hunters, are you? Then what are our unnie’s interests? Are you not interested in cats? Our Nana really looks like you. Let me see the picture… Oh, right, your number is…”
Boom!
It was Yoon Kang-jae.
He leaves the classroom and slams the door shut.
Seo Ga-hyeon clicked her tongue at how absurdly she made such a variety of noises.
Guide to a Good Life for Rankers 1-25
Author: 톄제
Category: Novels – Romance
Publisher: Yeondam
Age rating: All ages
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