Episode 23
2. It’s annoying when we’re together, but it’s convenient when we’re apart.
[Best] Real-time Babel World Ranking TOP 50 / Local Ranking TOP 100
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– Did you have a scary dream?
– no
– Did you have a sad dream?
– No. I had a sweet dream.
– Then why are you crying so sadly?
– Because that dream can’t come true…
– by. Kong Seok-won
– Ah, it was a good twelve hours…!!
– 20xx.03.07~20xx.03.07 RIP Eunseokwon’s No. 1 Sleeps Here
– The status of the comment is true or Satan has accumulated 1 loss today:;
– You guys are really bad guysㅋㅋㅋㄱㅋ Only at times like this do you become crazy about unityㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱ
– Joe: Seokwon, do you want to be number one?
– ??: Why did the heavens give birth to the silver lion and Joe!
– I opened a makgeolli shop at the silver lion’s house. Everyone, please stop.
– Stop attacking the elderly, you bad guys. There’s nothing you can’t say to our general.
– It’s so dirty, where did all the kids who used to be my stepdaughters go?? Yeah~ It’s us, we’re making legends~ Let’s throw away the active members.
– Sister Jo Hyung,,, I believed in you,,, God, light, king, peha, you are Korea,,,^^777
– It’s really exciting. Is this the taste of true patriotism? ZIO and the Taegeukgi are at the top of Google’s main monthly rankings. Huh? Why am I crying?
– Why am I cryingㅜㅜ
– Flutter
– Flutter~
– (Link) This is a petition to the Blue House, “Enact the immigration and departure ban of Magic King Joe into law.” Please sign and share.
– I’m grabbing my car keys to go to the mart because all the beer at the neighborhood convenience store was gone;; I’m stepping on the accelerator to show my patriotism, don’t stop me
– Ah, this is so funny ㅠㅋㅋㅋ S company is so excited that they’re rebroadcasting the documentary they made last yearㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Other channels are all showing news, but Noppakku is backㅋㅋㅋㅋ
↳ – Are you talking about the legendary documentary that raised the viewership ratings for the Korea-Japan match solely with editing skills without a single second of interviewing the main character?
– 99.9% of national survey respondents said, “It is a national loss that Joe is not president.”
– (Meme from Timothy’s visit to Korea, ‘Is this Joe’s country?’)
– I’m a Korean living in Tokyo, and these guys are secretly testing a bioweapon that is a national policy of Joseon. They came in a hurry with a panel and I’m having a brain freeze in real time. It’s so much fun.
– I get it;;; I also wonder where on earth these world-class rankers come from in this narrow peninsula, but now it’s a country with a world-class signboard, lol…… A lethal dose of nationalism
– If we take the above comment seriously, this will really have a big ripple effect. Until now, the world’s number 1 Mad Dog was stateless and anonymous, so the number 2 Timothy Lilywhite was treated well. But now that there is a clear number 1, Yichen, the country’s status will change. Even without that, our country’s rank is the best compared to its population (for reference, we are number 1 every year in the SPI city safety category, and we have the lowest crack death rate among advanced countries), and the percentage of foreigners living in Seoul is gradually increasing, so I can’t even imagine how much more it will increase.
↳ – Is real estate going up?
↳ – It goes up more from here?
– Isn’t this the first time that Joe has won first place in Wollang? Of course I’m happy, but I think it’s because everyone is making a fuss.
↳ – It’s been about 7 years since he came down… And that was during the 1st generation era, so it’s hard to compare it to now when the 3rd generation is the main force. With Maddog popping up and Timothy rising, Wolling was stuck in 3rd place… No matter how awesome Joe’s impact was, he was still weaker than them, so there was a lot of aggro, but the controversy has ended.
– On the day of the liberation of Joepa, Timothy suddenly made up with each other and started a fuss, saying he was sorry for cursing at him all this time.
– (Link to past article) Timothy Lilly White “Northeast Asian fans keep sending me straw dolls with needles in them, I appreciate the sentiment, but please refrain”
↳ – Lightmosi is innocent….. I’m sorry, sister…..
↳ – Chuschu (roughly saying sorry)
– Wow, I just saw that for the first time and I’m like, “Are you crazy?” LOL The level of empathy is crazy LOL You guys are really annoying as hell LOL
– I’m a Timothy fan, but this shouldn’t be mentioned as humor. Joe fans still haven’t apologized. It’s uncomfortable to watch.
↳ – Byeolgi Bulhyanghyangbyeol~ Hey, bye~
↳ – Yeah, if it’s uncomfortable, my traitorous friend will just shut up and go back to being comfortable quickly^^ You bastard who committed an act of disrespect to God and is still alive, your very existence is wrong^^
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– Ah, the thugs are here. Thugs.
– Jojinda’s Jo…… Jopanda’s Jopan…… That hunter, that fandom…… 〈Match made in heaven〈 itself
– Don’t ask who took the coordinates again. They’re crazy people, so it’s really scary.
– I’m a Timothy fan, but this shouldn’t be mentioned as a joke. Joe fans still haven’t apologized. It’s uncomfortable to watch. So is the hypothesis that Joe is an old generation basically over? It’s impossible to imagine a picture of the number one in the Celestial Empire being pushed back by an old generation with a limiter;
– Yeah, there’s Eunseokwon’s case, but in the Joe fandom, Joe is estimated to be in his late 20s, at most in his mid 30s. ㅊ_ㅊ
– Q. Is it possible to meet the real Magic King before you die?
↳ – A. You are impossible
– Q. He’s so handsome vs. He’s so ugly
↳ – ?? I don’t even know the gender, what the heckㅋㅋㅋㅋ;;
– Every time the cooldown time runs out, I become almost obsessively curiousㅜㅜ What kind of person does he really do……
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I am a third-year student.
Record: 6 wins, 6 losses.
The ruler of failure.
A student who failed miserably at art school entrance exams.
Kyeonjio (Special: Current Wolrang 1st place) blankly looked up at the building in front of him.
In this day and age, the number of rankers a country has is its national prestige and power.
At this point, the entire nation is intoxicated with nationalism and the country is in turmoil, with the story unfolding in a way that says, ‘I pulled out the best nose hair in my sleeping house and ended up taking the best in the world!’
The middle of a bustling city covered with banners advertising “Reclaim the Throne Bomb Sale” and “Return of the King Discount Event.”
Geo was standing blankly in front of the signboard that said, “Everyone Passes! The Myth of a 100% Pass Rate!”
‘……The entrance exam specialist…… The entrance exam master who can even bring dead students back to life……’
No, if you’re going to save someone, why don’t you just become a hunter…?
“Kyenjio, what are you doing there! Come quickly.”
“……Niyaeeee.”
“Aren’t you going to give a short answer?”
“yes.”
In front of the elevator. Mrs. Park looked visibly nervous.
Today’s outfit is not the mild Yakult Fresh Manager look, but a perfect battle mode.
He even wore a limited edition bag with a magic stone that was given only to the top rankers of a luxury brand.
“Is that all you have to wear?”
Came out.
The first attack from a sensitive mother: Pointing out her clothes.
“It’s the latest trend.”
“What the heck, you think the homeless people at Seoul Station are beggars and you’re going to swear at them? Didn’t I tell you not to buy clothes online and to go try them on before you buy them? And why is your hair like that? Don’t you want to take this off right now?”
“Kkw! My hairband! My hip-hop spirit!”
“You keep doing stuff like this, that’s why your mental state is like that! If you fail to get into college again, I’ll erase you from my family register!”
“Going there isn’t everything in life! You should choose a university like you’re shopping for your mom’s tastes!”
Take it.
Jianjio casted a meaningless rebellion.
Mrs. Park’s extreme anger returns.
“If you don’t go! Huh? If you don’t go to college! What are you going to do for a living! Are you a parasite? Parasites should win an award at Cannes, you rascal!”
[Your Covenant, ‘Reader of Destiny’, announces that the mother and daughter are in the elevator.]
Geo, who had been hit twice on the back, got on with tears in his eyes.
He’s breathing heavily.
“Two, you hit me twice! Oh, and I’ve never been hit by my father before…!”
“You don’t even have a father. Why don’t you keep quiet?”
No, it’s a no-brainer.
Geo was shocked and closed his mouth.
‘I’m like an old lady who would greet someone like that without even knowing the devil.’
Arriving at the desk with the meaningless consolation of the saint that he had fought well even though he lost.
The seven-story building was so flashy and splendid that it was obvious how much blood, sweat, and tears the students put into it.
And this is where Gyeonji-o, who returned home in high spirits but was actually a third-year student who ran away from home, will have his last chance.
yesternight.
Mrs. Park gave the final notice to the first place winner, who was on his knees sobbing.
“This is your last time. It was a place I had a hard time getting introduced to, so if it doesn’t work out here, just go to Monk Bohyeon in Gangwon Province. Leave this world. Got it?”
“Tta, huhu, I will follow……!”
“First of all, our Optimus is operated as a small elite class with a maximum of five students per class. We provide a 1:1 customized curriculum and a homeroom teacher system that perfectly takes care of students. We only focus on teaching art and hunter students, not general students. So the competition is quite fierce here… I heard that Seonyeong came here on an introduction from her mother?”
‘Seonyeong won’t leave me alone.’
“In Seonyeong’s case, she was a model student, and she was also a childhood friend of that student, so we readily accepted her, but……”
‘Jin Seon-yeong is my enemy.’
“I will be straightforward with you since this is a matter of the student’s future.”
“Yes, sir. I will listen.”
Teacher Kim Jo-young, with her hair tied up tightly without a single strand out of place, put Geo’s report card down.
As if I had touched something dirty.
“This student has no hope, Mother.”
“…..!”
“I heard that you have H University as your target university, but it is impossible to enter Seoul, let alone the metropolitan area. Even local universities would be embarrassed to receive an application with such grades.”
“If your practical skills are not at the level of Picasso, you should give up on going to college and learn the skills right now. You have been raising them instead of educating them.”
“Hey, Mr. Kim Jo-young!”
Sir, you can’t do that.
We need to send Geo H to you.
“It’s beyond my capabilities. So, I’m sorry, but this is where I’ll leave off for advice…”
Mrs. Park lifted her bag onto the desk with a loud noise.
Kim Jo-young’s eyes waver.
‘Wait a minute. That’s the Hermes Ranker Special Limited Edition…..?’
“I didn’t want to tell you that.”
The ranker’s mom hides her strength. Park Soon-yo, the mother of strength, said.
“My son, who is lacking in many ways, uses the surname Jilok as his name.”
“……!”
“……”
‘I can’t breathe……’
Shrimp Jianjio, caught in the middle of a fight between two giants, shrugged his shoulders. Oh world, save Wolrang.
And after that silent battle between the experts.
Kim Jo-young, who had been silent, moved his hand. He slowly lifted the report card that had been put away.
“……Our Optimus Prime is known for its high-intensity Spartan style. Would you be willing to take it?”
“yes.”
“I asked, Mother, if that meant you would take responsibility for whatever happened.”
“I will only trust you, teacher.”
“Okay, then leave Geo’s grades to me and just worry about Geo’s health.”
Only then did the mood begin to lighten. The two women shook hands politely.
“You have a wonderful son.”
“What? I barely managed to save one of the three.”
“Then, does the youngest one also have these grades…?”
“He’s a YouTuber.”
“I regret it.”
‘shit.’
Geo looked at the scene with a puzzled expression.
It’s a spring day when the whole country is excited like a festival, whether it’s true or not.
Outside the window, a black dragon advertising balloon with the words “World Ranking No. 1 Joe” written on it was floating, and it was said that it had been launched by the Seoul Metropolitan Government this morning.
Round and round. Leisurely.
A guide to proper living for rankers.
