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Pseudo Resident’s Illegal Stay in Another World Chapter 31

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*The lion has high pride.

031 ? The lion has high pride. #2

“I, witch. What, what is this… .”

“My lab bench-. I do dissections on it-. I cook ingredients and stuff-.”

No, I understand that it’s something like a laboratory table or an operating table. But why are you lying down on it? Of course, I didn’t have the guts to ask that.

Because from far away, a white cat was staring at me intently.

“It’s okay-. Our white one is good-. He won’t bite-.”

Shit, it’s even scarier to hear that. It’s really uncomfortable to be in the same place as the lion that was just fighting me.

licking-.

Hey, isn’t that kid just getting his appetite back?

“Okay, buddy-. My shoulders are so stiff these days-. I can’t concentrate on work, what’s wrong-. Can you loosen them up a bit-. I’ll pay you properly-. 1 silver-.”

1 silver? Is it possible to get that much money by rubbing a woman’s shoulders?

A miraculous experience of my greed for money overcoming my fear of lions surges within me.

So I slowly reached out to the body of the witch Nemea, who was stretched out on the operating table, or the laboratory table, or whatever you want to call it.

Right then.

Karruruk-!

A giant white kitten growls, baring its fangs.

“Good boy, Whitey-.”

“Excuse me, I’m just asking. Is that kid a male?”

“No, she’s a girl. She’s like my little sister. Anyway, it’s uncomfortable to just lie down like this. Won’t you give me a quick massage?”

“Oh, yep-.”

And so, my two hands finally reach the witch’s shoulders.

“Haa-. Euk-. Hehe-. You’re too strong-.”

“… I haven’t even pressed it yet.”

“Just kidding-. My friend seems so frozen-. Is someone going to eat him-? Relax-. He hasn’t eaten me yet, so don’t worry-.”

“If not yet, will you eat me someday?”

“… .”

No, fuck, why aren’t you answering that?

Anyway, it was just too scary to be in the same place as a giant kitten that was flicking its tongue as if it was going to rip me off at any moment.

I decided to hurry up and get out of this store. The witch didn’t seem to care, but the smell of sewage coming from my body was so disgusting that I just wanted to wash up quickly.

“Excuse me, then let me feel your wrist for a moment… and feel your pulse.”

“Pulse diagnosis-? Really-.”

Deering-.

『Name: Nemea Lv. ??

Condition: Chronic fatigue》Back pain》Shoulder stiffness》????》????》????》????》????》????》????》????》

What, it seems like there are more letters added than last time. But didn’t you get rid of the chronic fatigue by treating it last time? Why is it coming back again?

I wondered if there was a typo in the text, but I think the odds of that happening are slim.

“Excuse me, witch. Does your back hurt?”

“Wow-. That’s amazing-. Dude-. You can tell just by touching your wrist-?”

“Are you tired too?”

“That’s right-. After my friend massaged my hand the last time, my body felt light for a while, but then it quickly became heavy again-. If my body had been heavy from the beginning, it wouldn’t have been different-. It got lighter and then heavier, and my stomach feels like it’s going to die-.”

“ah-.”

That’s what massage and manual therapy are all about.

When you receive a massage, you will feel very light and airy, but after a few hours or a few days, your body will return to its original state.

Because the fatigue that has built up in the human body isn’t something that can be relieved by simply rubbing it with the palm of your hand a few times.

However, people who cannot forget the lightness and coolness they felt when they received a massage will take their money and head to a massage shop again. In fact, the more often you receive it, the better the effect will be.

Anyway, chronic diseases are not something that can be easily eliminated. I’m learning one more thing.

“Okay, I’ll just lightly loosen up your shoulders.”

So I put both my thumbs on the back of the witch’s neck, on the red spot, and pressed hard. This is the Fengchi point. I know the name, but I forgot what effect pressing this point has.

“Huh, uh, you said shoulder, why the neck-?”

“The human body is all connected. Just because your shoulder hurts doesn’t mean it’s really a shoulder problem. Do you usually stick your chin out a little?”

“Chin-?”

“If you continue to have this habit of leaning forward like a turtle, your neck muscles will become strained, and the strain in those neck muscles can cause your shoulders to become stiff.”

“Up to the shoulders-?”

“Also, if your shoulders are tired, your balance can be disrupted and your whole body will feel tired.”

It’s a pretty plausible statement, but it’s actually my brainchild.

I don’t know if what I’m saying is true or not. I only have a passing knowledge of medical knowledge, so it’s probably not true.

But my father says that for the guests who come to the health center, it’s enough to just tell them a plausible story.

“Indeed-. I do lean my head forward-. My chest is big-. My entire body is leaning forward-. Is that the problem-. Ah, uh-. Si, it feels refreshing… It’s giving me goosebumps-.”

A witch who trembles and makes sounds like an old man. I don’t know what it is, but it seems like my touch feels really good.

At this point, I wonder how effective my massage really is. In fact, I like receiving massages more than giving them.

But the feeling of pressing with your own hands and receiving a massage from someone else’s hands are completely different, so there’s no point in me pressing myself.

Anyway, I continued to press hard on the witch’s thin neck, nape, and shoulder area.

Even though they were both women, Elfriede had firm skin and muscles, while Luna was soft like rice cake.

The thin nape and shoulders characteristic of the Nemean witch are so soft that it feels like they are soft and fluffy, and the more you put force into them, the more amazing it feels.

Deering-.

『Cures Nemean Chronic Fatigue』.

Healed “Nemean Shoulder Frozen Shoulder”.

Task value + 20』

Okay, two conditions were cured at once by massaging the neck and shoulders. It seems to be a very flexible ability in that I don’t have to deal with them one by one.

As I said before, the real body may be connected as one.

“Ugh… Wow, this is so refreshing-. This is it-. This is it-. When I know something like this-. I can’t go back to the time when I didn’t know-. Even my head feels clear-.”

The witch slumped over on the bench like a steamed bun that had been microwaved and turned soggy. She seemed to be in a good mood. At this point, I was starting to feel confident about my abilities.

“Now, I will press your waist. Excuse me, but can you lift up your clothes a little?”

“Oh my-. That’s gross-. You’re going to take my clothes off-?”

“Well, it’s more effective to do it directly on bare skin….”

“Haha, there really is such a pervert. But since it’s from a friend, it’s easy to trust him. Can you help me get rid of my sore back? I sprained it a little bit while I was moving my luggage.”

“I think I’ll know once I try it.”

“good-.”

I thought she would lift up her skirt. The witch untied the off-shoulder one-piece dress she was wearing, starting from the top, exposing her shoulders, back, and waist.

Her skin was so white and shiny that it reflected the light from the lamp. But her chest was visible from behind, so what the hell was her size?

Of course, my whole body hurts when I wear something like that. I also wear a big jeju, so my body feels heavy every day. Anyway, it’s because of the jeju.

“Okay-. Ready-. I’m not supposed to show this to just anyone-. Think of it as an honor, buddy-.”

“Well, then… I’ll take a look.”

Anyway, I could see red spots rising on my waist, near my buttocks, and on the erector spinae muscle. Just as I was massaging my neck and shoulders, I placed my fingers on that area.

“Haaat-!?”

I was startled and pulled my hand away from the witch Nemea who was screaming so loudly.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”

Shit, if you make a fuss about sexual harassment or anything, it’s going to be a headache. The punishments for sexual harassers in this world are just plain horrible. It’s so horrible that I don’t even want to describe it.

“Ah, no-. I was just surprised for a moment-. You can continue-. I’m joking, I’m joking-.”

The witch, who had been catching her breath, spoke to me in a soft voice as usual. Are you really okay? That tension just now didn’t seem like a joke.

“Come on-. Quickly-.”

“Yes, yes-.”

Swish-.

My palm was once again placed on Nemea’s waist. Just placing my palm on her bare skin made the witch tremble as if she was in great pain.

“Then I will press-.”

Kwuk-.

“Ooh-. Woof-.”

Then something truly amazing happened. The pelvis of the Nemean witch, whose waist had been pressed down, rose upwards, and her lovely buttocks were lifted high into the air.

“Uh, uh, witch?”

“It’s okay-. Keep going, keep going-. If you’re going to do it, why don’t you hit it hard-? With the palm of your hand-.”

“Oh, like this?”

Bang, bang-.

“Ugh-. This can’t be-. This can’t be-.”

She wants me to slap her waist with my palm. I don’t know what kind of massage this is. But the witch Nemea seems to enjoy it so much that she looks like she’s going to suffocate at any moment. What the heck, is she a pervert?

I played with my hands, thinking about the different tastes of different races. Bang, bang bang – the more I slapped my waist, the more the witch’s breathing became rougher.

“Uh, jo, a little stronger-. Yeah, that’s it-.”

Wait, I think I’ve seen something like this somewhere.

Karuruk-.

At that moment, a giant cat that had been quietly grooming itself in a corner of the room let out a soft cry. The cat and its waistband bang bang-.

As I was watching it, I was reminded of an animal welfare video I had seen two years ago, when I was still enjoying the sweet honey of smartphones and YouTube.

What the heck, isn’t this a cat’s erogenous zone?

When I hit her waist, she didn’t know what to do, so she lifted her butt and wiggled it, which was exactly like the way cats are praised: bangbang.

“Ugh-. Ah, that won’t work-. Is this-. Is this possible-.”

I also feel embarrassed because it feels like I’m touching a place I shouldn’t be touching, as my thighs rub against each other and I breathe sticky breath.

“Neu-oot-. Huuuut-.”

Soon Nemea began to make strange sounds that were far removed from human language or rational judgment.

I barely opened my mouth to ask, seeing her shaking her head, her long, wavy red hair flowing back and forth.

“Should I stop?”

“Nooooooooooo. Keep going.”

Barrrrr-.

After some time, Nemea’s buttocks rose so high that it seemed as if they were half-exaggeratedly touching the ceiling.

It looks more like a crouching start position for an athlete than a person receiving a massage while lying face down.

Deering-.

『Cure the Nemean lumbago』.

“Grrrrrrrr-.”

As soon as the words appeared, the witch Nemea opened her mouth wide and screamed.

It was more like roaring, so I unconsciously gave up and hesitated without realizing it.

Why, they say that if you hear the cries of a top predator, animals will urinate or run away. That’s exactly what I was doing right now.

Thank goodness I’d already done my business in the sewer. I almost peed my pants. Actually, I might have just peed a little.

“Ah-. Oh, ahem-. What the-. What am I doing-. Heuheuhem, ahem-. This is weird-. Heuh-.”

The witch Nemea raised herself up from the table and put the dress that had been pulled down to her waist back on her shoulders.

Her face, with her back to the lamp, is heavily shadowed, leaving only her inhuman red eyes and her long canines visible through her slightly parted lips, gleaming unrealistically.

Wheezing, rattling-.

The window rattled as if it had been opened before she knew it, and the wind blowing through it made the witch’s red hair, which was infinitely disheveled, sway like the mane of a beast.

“Friend-. Why are you so absent-minded-? Wake up-.”

The witch grabbed my shoulder, which was falling down, and lifted me up. With a strength that was unimaginable for a woman’s evil power and brute force, my body suddenly rose up.

No, it’s more like I was pulled out rather than uprooted. I feel like a cabbage being pulled out by the roots.

“Friend-. You really have an interesting talent-. Is there something special about those hands-?”

Nemea, the witch, sniffing the palm of my hand, which has been pounding her waist, with her nose pressed against it.

Goosebumps run down my spine and blood rushes to my lower body at the sight of such inhuman and raw behavior.

“I don’t know-. It wouldn’t be bad to develop a deep friendship with a friend like this-. I don’t know how many years it’s been since we’ve become this passionate-. But-.”

Sniff sniff-.

A witch who keeps sniffing.

“The smell is so bad-. Ah-. I can’t stand it-. Unlike Hamelin, I have a sensitive nose-.”

“Well, then can I go now? I want to wash up and rest.”

“no.”

“Yes, okay?”

The witch’s voice, as she said no, was neither soft nor slurred as usual. It was like a deep growl coming from deep within her chest.

“Kururur, I can’t stand it.”

No, shit, that was actually growling!

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