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Get out of our yard!
181 ? Get out of our yard! #1
Hippolyte’s eyes were filled with tears that almost sparkled.
Was it Hippolyte who used glitter and various paints for her makeup these days?
Her tear-stained makeup and sparkling eyes were prettier and more beautiful than ever. So I ended up ejaculating on the inside of her warm cheeks and the upper part of her face.
I just wanted to cum in her mouth, but the amount was more than I expected and it sprayed all over her face.
“after….”
Only then was I able to catch my breath, as if I was forcing myself to release the breath I had been holding. It was a considerable amount of ejaculation, and I felt like all the energy was drained from my body.
I couldn’t help it since I ejaculated twice in a row in huge amounts. But I still felt strangely lethargic.
Of course, the next stat should be stamina. Then, this languid feeling after ejaculation will get a little better, right? After all, stamina is stamina itself.
“Ugh, ugh, slippery, ugh… .”
Hippolyte spurted out white liquid as if spitting out my semen that had sprayed into her mouth.
I did have a thought that maybe you would swallow mine.
It seems that both Luna’s time and Hippolyta’s time were just my romance and fantasy.
Well, it didn’t look like it would be very tasty.
I don’t know what it tastes like, but it must taste absolutely horrible. Thinking about it that way, it made sense why he spit it out.
But, by chance, he ended up having a relationship with Hippolyte again. A man and a woman sweating in the hot, sweltering sun, with large breasts, firm armpits, and firm thighs.
Honestly, I think it was bound to happen like this. No one else, not even me, would have been able to escape this temptation.
While I was thinking that, Hippolyta, who was lying in the shade and moving up and down, wiped the white slurry on her face with the palm of her hand.
“Huh, what is this, is this semen… . T, is this real semen…?”
She acted as if she was really curious about the semen on her face. Soon she even sniffed and frowned.
“… The smell is strange. For something like this to come out of a body… .”
Swish.
She seemed to be enjoying the afterglow by lying there for a few minutes, then got up as if nothing had happened.
Then, she looked down at her breasts dripping with semen and her thighs overflowing with long, flowing fluids, and bit her lower lip.
“…I’m going to go wash up.”
I just went inside the house.
Since there is a shower in her house, she might be thinking of taking a shower and washing things off, just like she said.
A few minutes later she came out and invited me to wash up at her house too.
I was feeling uncomfortable in the heat and other things, so I didn’t feel the need to refuse the offer, so I did.
Even though I washed every nook and cranny so thoroughly, why is it that there are still parts that I don’t feel safe about?
As we went back outside, I saw Hippolyta leaning against the shade of the tree where they had had sex earlier, with her arms folded.
She seemed so indifferent and had such a serious atmosphere that I couldn’t even bring myself to talk to her.
But I have to say what I have to say.
“Hey, hey, Lady Hippolyta… .”
“what?”
“Excuse me, what is that… I heard there’s oil from the Thunder Mandarin Duck…”
“Is this necessary?”
Now I see that Hippolyta is holding what could be called a small potion bottle in her hand.
A vial of oil containing a red liquid. It was clearly the oil of the Thunder Ducks, which had been given as a reward at the temple of Venus.
If you have that, it’s good for hiding negativity in many ways.
Jupiter, the king of gods who cheats on his wife and has affairs, is said to have also often used the perfume of the thunder duck.
Anyway, I think it would be a bit reassuring to have that.
“Excuse me, can you give me that?”
“This costs 1 gold a bottle. Are you just going to give it to me?”
Sval, that thing costs 1 gold per bottle. I felt dizzy at the outrageous price. I guess it would be a bit much to ask for something like that.
So while I was racking my brain to see if there was a good way.
Hippolyte spoke with a very languid yet leisurely expression.
“If you can dodge my punches three times in a row, I’ll give it to you. It’s an extension of your training.”
“Ooh, shit.”
“Get out of here!”
Hippolyte swung her fist at me like that. Her fist was like a bullet cutting through the wind, and it was difficult to dodge it.
So, thinking that it was already too late to move my body, I imagined my body becoming hard like stone or iron.
“Iron block!”
But the excruciating pain that soon ran through my abdomen was beyond my imagination.
“Goooosh-!”
“I told you not to get hit, but to dodge.”
As expected, technology was just a dream.
* * *
As the sun began to set, Luna’s cabin began to come into view from afar.
Luna, who was crouching on the floor in the fairly spacious garden, fiddling around with things, raised her head as if she sensed my presence.
“Oh my God, Hassan! What the hell is going on?”
Luna’s pupils soon grew as big as a king’s bell.
Luna dropped what she was doing and ran towards me.
“Why are you so ugly!”
“Well, that’s always been the case.”
Luna fidgeted as if she was really shocked to see my bruised face here and there.
My face is now covered in bruises and bumps, as if I’ve been stung by a bee. I must look horribly ugly.
“Hassan, you used to be so cool and ugly. Now, now you just look like a potato that rolled down a steep slope!”
What do you mean by “ugly in a cool way?” Luna’s vocabulary is sometimes harder to understand than I imagined.
“Hasan, did you meet a robber? Or did you fight a dragon? What got you hurt like this?”
Anyway, Luna kept yelling at me from the side, so my head started to hurt as if it was shaking. I think I also had concussion symptoms.
Perhaps because she knew that my body was strong enough not to break no matter how many times I was hit, Hippolyta hit me without even touching me in the latter part.
Training was just an excuse and I felt like I just wanted to hit him.
Of course, since I had attacked Hippolyte without permission, it wouldn’t have been strange for her to have gotten angry and hit me, or even cut my throat.
I can’t believe I’m hitting on a woman without permission.
I feel like my sexual desire is getting stronger these days, and once I turn on the switch, I can’t hold it in at all. Is sexual desire really that hard to handle?
Even when I was a slave and was under the curse of the two masters, I never thought that this would happen…
Anyway, I eventually passed Hippolyte’s test and washed my body clean with the oil of the mandarin ducks. But I was anxious, wondering if it would really work.
Luna sniffs my scent at that moment.
“It smells like Hippolyte-.”
I felt like I couldn’t breathe because of the tension rather than the pain from the bruises on my face and body. As I was anxiously keeping my mouth shut about what would happen, Luna spoke.
“You got hit by Hippolyte?”
“Oh, yeah, that’s right.”
“That bad girl. How dare you beat someone up like that. So, why did you get hit by Hippolyte? Did you do something to deserve it?”
Luna’s question seemed to contain both concern and an attack.
It felt as if Luna might hit me in the face with the potato she was holding if I didn’t answer properly.
“That’s because I was trained by Hippolyte. That, I guess you could call it Auror training.”
“training?”
So I paid Hippolyte one gold today to take her lessons for a month, and explained to her how barbaric and horribly Spartan the training was.
“So that’s why you were right.”
Then Luna nodded as if she understood, and on the one hand I felt relieved.
“Wait a minute, I’ll put some ointment on you! I just happened to have some prepared.”
Soon, Luna went into the workshop on the first floor and was looking around. She came out holding a small conch shell and spread the white powder-like substance inside onto my face.
Ssrrrr.
Then it hurt like salt had been rubbed on a wound. What kind of medicine hurts this much? Is it sterilizing?
“Ugh, what is this? What kind of medicine is this? It tastes really bitter.”
“salt!”
Wow, that was real salt.
For a moment, I thought Luna was trying to torture me.
Maybe, just maybe, Luna knows everything.
For a moment, such an eerie feeling came over me that I just stopped thinking about it.
“Just stay still-”
But the expression on his face as he rubbed salt on my face was so serious, and in this uncivilized world, salt was often used to disinfect wounds, so I ended up doing it that way.
The medical standard of this world is this miserable.
“Okay, I applied it all! How is it? Are you feeling a little better?”
My face was starting to hurt and sting even more, but I couldn’t let Luna’s sincerity go to waste, so I just nodded silently.
Luna speaks brightly to him.
“I’ll apply it again before you go to bed!”
“No, I think it’ll be okay.”
“Really? It’s good to disinfect regularly.”
“I recover quickly. I’ll be better soon. But more than that, what, what were you doing?”
I looked around to change the subject of the conversation. The garden, which had been dug up and in disarray until this morning, was now neatly organized.
“Are you done organizing everything?”
“It was really hard. I had to repair the fence and replant the potatoes. You don’t know how hard it was in the scorching sun.”
“Paranoy?”
“No, I did it today. Paranoy didn’t come today. I don’t know where he went. So, check this out. Isn’t it cool?”
Luna led me to a place in the yard. When I looked there, I saw something like a stick stuck in the ground.
At the top of the pole hangs a model of a beast, perhaps better called a stuffed animal, made of rags and rags.
“lion?”
“That’s right! A lion! Even a raccoon would run away at this point. How about a fear totem for beasts?”
What do you think?
It was a scarecrow made of a lion, so it seemed quite subtle to me.
But Luna was straightening her shoulders as if she had done something truly amazing, so I decided to answer positively.
“Wow! It really is like a lion! It’s more talented than it looks!”
“…Is that so?”
Luna looked down at her toes, as if she was embarrassed by my compliment. Her toes wiggled between the sandals I bought her, looking quite adorable.
Luna is also quite weak to praise.
In that respect, it seemed like we were similar. The fact that we have similarities makes me feel even more affectionate.
Anyway, to chase away the raccoon, I made a lion model out of rags and rags. It was fun because it was so Luna-like.
It feels like an all-ages game where you decorate your own cute yard?
Of course, I don’t know if a raccoon baby who digs up other people’s fields will run away because of something like that.
At that moment, Luna, who had been hesitating, pointed to the floor with her finger as if she was speaking out of embarrassment.
“I’m only showing this to Hassan, but here, down here, I also bought and installed a dwarf bear trap. It costs 5 silver.”
“Bear trap…?”
“Here, if you press this part, the jaws will close!”
Luna pressed the center of the bear trap with her finger.
Then, the steel trap closes with a terrible “Kaching!” sound.
The lion scarecrow was a deception tactic, and the bear trap was real. I was really surprised that Luna had such great tactical insight.
“This is a thorn trap. If you touch this rope called the trip wire, a thorny tree will fall from above! This one is a bit expensive, so I bought it for 10 silver.”
The traps that Luna kept showing were incredibly vicious. It felt like the genre of the yard was changing from Animal Crossing to Hunting Grounds.
The age range is rising rapidly.
“But isn’t this too much?”
“Raccoon, I’m going to kill you.”
“Yeah, yeah. At this rate, I’ll definitely kill you.”
“Hassan and I invaded my yard and even looted it. I can’t forgive you. When I looked inside, I saw that you had even peed on me. It was clear that you were indicating that you would come back again!”
Now that I look at it, Luna seems to have feelings close to hatred towards the raccoon that dug up her potatoes. Is it because she has a strong sense of territory?
“Here, the cobbled road is safe, so you can go this way! I’m also thinking of making a warning sign, but Hassan has good handwriting. Hassan, please write some letters on the sign!”
But even so, it seemed like a safe zone had been well-created.
In the end, Luna and I made a sign and stuck it deep into the entrance to this yard. The text was simply written as “Beware of Traps.”
“But what about people who can’t read?”
At that time, Luna’s question made me deeply troubled. The illiteracy rate in this world is quite high, so there are many people who cannot read.
After much thought, I decided to draw a few more pictures on the sign. A skull pattern that represents the primal fear of humans and creatures.
Only after drawing a few skulls and bones, like a pirate flag or a warning sign for poison, did Luna finally smile, seemingly relieved.
“It really looks like a skeleton. Hassan, you’re really good at drawing. Everyone who sees this will run away!”
“Is that so?”
I think I drew it pretty well. I’ve seen a lot of human anatomy diagrams and my dexterity has improved, so it’s only natural.
So, after all the traps and warning signs were set up, it was a languid evening and I was starting to feel tired.
Luna and I were able to have a cozy meal together for the first time in a long while. Since we had some meat left over from last time, we grilled it over a fire in the yard.
Judging from the shape with the fat and meat, it’s pork belly. Since it also has skin, would it be better to call it pork belly?
“I was going to make bacon. Let’s just eat it.”
Luna seemed to have been trying to make bacon by secretly smoking and processing the pork belly she had hidden away.
However, if the meat is of this quality, it is better to just grill it rather than turning it into bacon.
I was confident in my ability to grill meat, so I said this while placing the meat on the grill.
“For pork belly, fry the skin part first with oil until crispy, then fry the rest of the part.”
ZAGRURRRR-.
The sound of meat being heated on a wide iron plate was loud enough to make me hungry. Luna’s eyes sparkled as she watched the pork being cooked.
“Huh, it looks delicious. Hassan, you cook meat well! This is my first time eating pork belly. Do you think it would taste good even without bacon?”
Is this Luna’s first time eating samgyeopsal?
While I was grilling meat, I was so excited to let Luna taste the delicious meat.
Whooooow, bang-, popang-!
Suddenly, a loud noise came as if thunder had struck the sky, and I was really startled. Sval, has war broken out? Are the crazy commies finally coming?
As I looked up at the sky, I saw strange fireball-like things shooting high into the sky and exploding. The sparks looked like flower petals, so they were quite pretty.
Whooooow, pavabavat-!
“It’s fireworks!”
Luna, who was chewing hot meat, raises both hands high and shouts.
I wondered what the fireworks were. Thinking about it, I remembered that the whole city seemed lively these days because of a festival or something.
Looks like the festival is starting.
“Hassan, let’s eat and go downtown! There’s a festival when we get there!”
Luna was hurriedly starting to stuff the meat into her stomach. It would be delicious if she savoured the taste while eating, but seeing her busy like that, it seemed like she really wanted to participate in the festival.
“What kind of festival is this?”
“Starting tonight, the path of the dead opens!”
“Is the path of the dead open?”
“It’s the day when the boundary between the living and the dead is broken down! This is not the time to be doing this, let’s hurry and go downtown!”
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Should I think of it as something like Halloween?
Oh my god, I never thought the day would come when I would celebrate Halloween like an insider.
I quickly stuffed the grilled meat into my mouth and ran into the city with Luna.
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