96th
Visiting the sick and Hassan’s club
096 ? Visiting the sick and Hassan’s club #2
My mind went blank.
“Are you saying that that holy man or something is going to come after me?”
“Yeah, he always picks fights with warriors who seem strong. There are dozens of warriors who died at his hands.”
“Sval… Lady Hippolyte, don’t you know very well that I am not that strong? And yet you say you will target me?”
“Hassan, to be honest, there are many adventurers stronger than you. But there is no Samaritan in this city who is as famous as you. The Good Samaritan. That’s the popular poem in the slums right now.”
If it’s a poem, it’s a song that tells a story. It’s a song that minstrels sing while receiving coins. But the song title, “The Good Samaritan,” was something I had never heard before.
“…What kind of song is that?”
“You said it was the story of how you saved the musician Malko. At the moment when that foolish musician was about to be stoned to death, you appeared and said, “Only those without sin should throw stones at that guy.”
Shit, something comes to mind. Something feels a little off. I definitely told that kid he could throw rocks at me.
How did it get distorted like that?
“What, what should I say…?”
“Only the sinless should throw stones. It is a wise answer that you would never expect to hear from the mouths of the ruthless Samaritans. It will surely be popular with the people.”
Damn, that little brat. I don’t know where he is or what he’s doing, but I’m going to have to give him some bread on the street next time.
“You look like you had no idea. Then you don’t know the song about the Nemean lion?”
“…Honestly, this is the first time I’ve heard of it.”
“What about the dance of crocodiles and warriors?”
“Sval, what is that…?”
“Huh, well, adventurers who are somewhat famous will be followed by bards. And the more the stories they spread by word of mouth gain popularity among the citizens, the more likely they are to rise to the Gold Tier.”
When I heard the words “gold tier,” I pictured a gold necklace dangling before my eyes.
That necklace was the thing that I, who had been forcibly dragged into this world, was after as if it were worth returning to my original world.
If the songs and rumors Malco spreads as illusions help his reputation climb to Gold Tier, then maybe that’s not such a bad thing?
Hippolyte said.
“Anyway, the more your rumor spreads, the closer it will get to reaching that annoying paladin’s ears. He’s especially known for going to any lengths to get his hands on a fellow Samaritan. I’ve even heard that he was banished from his homeland because of that.”
Returning from the song Malco was spreading, I thought about the barbarian, the Templar of Juno, that Hippolyta had been talking about.
The more famous I become, the more likely I am to be targeted by those brutal human hunters, right? Seriously, it’s scary.
“Are you scared? Hassan, you clearly said you wanted to be a gold tier adventurer.”
“Yes.”
“Is it because of Knoxdotty?”
“Yes, yes? That, that’s….”
Did I ever tell Hippolyte that I wanted to become Gold Tier because of Luna? No, my memory is a bit fuzzy these days, but I don’t remember saying anything like that.
Sval, but how did you know?
“I can tell from the look of confusion on your face. Adventurers who reach the Gold Tier are given the right to take a woman who has sworn chastity as their legal spouse. That must be what you’re after.”
“Wow, you had that right?”
This is the first time I learned that gold tier adventurers have such rights.
To begin with, gold tier adventurers were so rare that there were only one or two in the city, so it was difficult to even come across them.
In this world without the Internet, it wouldn’t be surprising if my information was flawed.
Anyway, that’s why Luna and Nox suggested that I become at least a gold tier adventurer.
As I was coming to that conclusion on my own, Hippolyte looked down at me and said:
“I can see that the feelings you and Noxdotty have for each other are not ordinary. So I ask, have you already committed a crime?”
“Sin, sin? What is that?”
“What is it? That, that, that is an extremely obscene and profane act. If you have already crossed the line, then as the leader of the maidens’ corps, I will cut off your head immediately.”
Sval, you’re going to cut my throat! I thought you were joking, but as far as I know, Hippolyta is not the type to joke around. She’s a tough woman in many ways!
Because of this, I had to desperately roll my head to prevent my neck and torso from separating.
“How could that be! I am an uneducated savage, but I wouldn’t go that far!”
“You can say that with your mouth, but your muscles can’t lie.”
Swish.
Hippolyte’s slender fingers lifted the blanket draped over my body and touched my naked abdomen. This woman was a monster with the uncanny ability to detect lies through muscle movements.
That’s why I couldn’t help but get scared.
“Oh, it’s true!”
As I made my excuses with such sincerity, Hippolyta’s slender fingers pressed my stomach, sides, and chest here and there.
“That’s it!”
I was suffering from muscle pain that was so bad I couldn’t move my body, and when I pressed it with my finger it hurt so much I almost cried.
“Eek!”
“Hmm… Your body is damaged to an unbelievable degree. Yeah, I guess you wouldn’t be able to move at this level.”
Hippolyte’s fingers, which had been pressing hard on my body, suddenly stopped. Soon, she began to gently caress the muscles here and there on my upper body with the broad, firm surface of her palm.
“Wh, what are you doing?”
“It’s hard to see the truth with these damaged muscles. Just stay still.”
Swish, swish, kook.
“Ahhhh… .”
When I felt a woman’s gentle hands while my whole body was aching with muscle pain, it felt like my body was melting.
It is a massage that cannot be explained without knowing how the condition of the muscles in your body is damaged and where to press to revitalize them.
“Uh-huh… .”
“Joe, your posture is a little uncomfortable.”
Perhaps because she thought it was quite uncomfortable to sit next to me and give me a massage, she soon moved to sit down near my lower body.
Then, I extend both hands and focus on massaging the area next to my armpits and the pectoralis major muscle area.
Kwuk, kwuk.
I feel a combination of pain from the sensation of my muscles being pressed, a ticklish sensation, and a cool sensation, and I am completely out of my mind.
Ussus.
It felt so good that I got goosebumps all over my body. Not only that, but I felt like I was starting to feel a little more energetic, which was probably because the massage was really effective.
“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone with such a messed up body. Wouldn’t it be better to go to a healing center?”
“Well, doesn’t that healing center cost a lot of money?”
“Well, this would cost around 60 silver.”
Sval, 60 silver is more than the amount of money I have.
“Ugh… .”
“But you know. Can’t you stop making that noise?”
“Ugh, that feels so mysterious! I can’t stand it…!”
“Oh, I see. I understand. Before I was a warrior, I was also a priestess of Mars. The priestesses of Mars can invigorate by touching each other’s skin like this…”
I had no way of knowing whether what Hippolyte was saying was true or not, because the feeling was so strange that I was completely out of my mind.
But I couldn’t let my guard down.
Because I could feel the blood gradually rushing to my lower body.
The warmth of Hippolyte’s soft yet firm buttocks, sitting on my pelvis, was so vivid and felt through my pants that it was killing me.
Of course, if I set things up in the current situation, they might get cut. What should I do?
Swish, swish.
“It’s so uncomfortable to sit like this. Samaritan, don’t you have any talent as a chair?”
At that moment, Hippolyte slowly moved her waist to relax her body, perhaps because her position was uncomfortable. As a result, my lower body was rubbing against her soft thighs and buttocks, and I ended up having to erect my object.
Towering.
Hippolyte stops giving a massage.
Bam, bam.
My thing, which was lying under her butt, was sticking up as if it was really protesting. It was really threatening to pierce her pants.
Sval.
I’m really completely lost now anyway.
It’s really fucked up to lose my life here after surviving the duel with Somnia.
Just as I was sensing death with my head gradually cooling down, unlike my lower body which was becoming hard and hotter.
“…Why did it become so hard?”
Hippolyte, who was sitting on my things, spoke to me in a low voice, almost like a small growl. I couldn’t bear to meet her eyes, which were looking down at me.
“When you are touched by a beautiful woman… it naturally becomes like this…!”
“Ah, beautiful woman!?”
Hippolyte shook her shoulders in surprise. It felt as if she had heard something she shouldn’t have heard. For a moment, I also regretted saying something embarrassing.
Sval!
But what could be more embarrassing than standing up straight in front of a woman? I was truly, truly desperate.
A brief silence flows.
Hippolyte coughed, pretending to be overly exaggerated.
“Ahem, well, well, then there’s nothing I can do. But Samaritan, before I was a woman, I was a warrior of Mars. It’s a little unpleasant to be treated as a beautiful woman.”
“I, I’m sorry… .”
That was the end of the conversation between me and Hippolyte. It was truly horrible to have such silence in an already awkward situation.
Where on earth did Luna go that she hasn’t come back yet? I wish she would come sooner. Hippolyta is especially weak to Luna.
“… Samaritan, just in case, do you really think I’m a beautiful woman?”
“Yes, yes. That’s right…!”
I answered her question with sincerity.
Sneak.
Then, her palm gently touched my left chest. Even though she must have lived her whole life fighting and struggling, her palm strangely had no calluses.
She kept her hand on my left chest for a long time, her mouth closed as if sensing or feeling something.
“Huh, Samaritan. You have no talent for lying. I guess I’ll have to punish you. Now get up.”
“Mom, I can’t move my body….”
“You’re too fat for your size. Try putting some strength into your body.”
Hippolyte rose from my seat. My body felt considerably lighter as the weight of a person was lifted from it. So I tried to put strength into my waist.
“Oh.”
I didn’t expect it, but my body, which hadn’t moved yesterday or today, started moving as if it were a lie. Of course, my muscles were sore and my joints were creaking.
But whether you can move your body or not is a world of difference.
Sval, now I can finally scratch my itchy back!
Scratch. Scratch.
I thought I was going to fall because it was really itchy. Oh, it feels so damn cool. I told Hippolyte, expressing my gratitude for her cool heart.
“I see you have a talent for massage. I don’t know how to thank you enough.”
“I won’t be fooled by your lip-service compliments any longer. As the saying goes, a warrior’s actions speak louder than his words.”
Hippolyte gave a snicker and sat down next to me. Then she turned her back so that I could see the back of her neck and lower back.
“If something goes, there has to be something coming. Make sure my body gets a fair shake, too.”
“Are you asking me to give you a massage?”
“Yeah, you should use your poor hands to help out a little.”
It was Hippolyte, who was sweeping her tied-back hair forward.
Thanks to this, you can see at a glance the surprisingly slender neck, the healthy, prominent shoulder blades, the straight spine, and the erector spinae muscles.
I feel it again, but it is a body shape that is so straight and correct that it could be used as a human body model.
Anyway, thanks to Hippolyte, I was able to move my body a little bit, and I also felt a little motivated because I remembered Hippolyte scolding me for giving a bad massage last time.
Me, clenching my fists tightly and speaking appropriately.
“Then let me try my best, even though I don’t have any skills.”
“Th, oh really-!”
Hippolyte had no time to answer, and her voice broke off.
The reason was that I had clenched my fists tightly and pressed with all my might the point where her pelvis and buttocks meet, the Pallyo point.
Not only did he simply press, he also didn’t forget to shake it like a pressure point.
Brrrrrr.
Hippolyte, who had never enjoyed the benefits of civilization, was probably surprised by the vibrations. And this type of massage is very effective in stimulating this point.
Palyo point refers to the eight points located near the sacrum, and stimulating this point is said to be very effective in treating gynecological diseases, including reproductive problems.
In fact, Hippolyta seemed to be suffering from menstrual cramps and other problems. I thought this would be the most effective spot.
“Ugh, ugh!”
However, Hippolyta trembles and flinches as if in pain, perhaps because she had provoked him carelessly with her fist.
I thought he had a lot of muscle and a strong bone structure, so I pressed hard with my fist, but did I fail to control my strength?
“Excuse me? Are you okay? Did I push too hard?”
“Yes, I won’t feel any pain even if I get hit by your cotton fist…!”
Hippolyta said curiously, wondering if she was being sarcastic or if it was really okay.
So this time, I pointed only my thumbs and gently pressed the Shinsoo point located near her erector spinae muscles on both sides.
The Shinsoo point is located just behind the kidney, just like it was pressed before.
It was also an excellent massage point for women.
As he pressed hard on it, Hippolyte’s tense muscles relaxed and his posture collapsed as if he was melting.
“Huh, huh… .”
Hippolyta lies face down on the floor, trembling.
“Ha… . Ugh… .”
I was amazed that her mouth could produce such a delicate, tiny breath, like a bud covered in morning dew.
That’s why blood rushed to the lower body and the penis became very large.
“Excuse me, are you okay?”
“Of course… This, this thing… As expected, it’s not cool at all with your flabby hands…! Th, stop it now… .”
“You’re not satisfied with my hands? Then let me try using a tool.”
I sat up and picked up the club that was standing in the corner. This was a damn thick and sturdy living weapon, so even Hippolyte would be satisfied.
“Th, th…!”
Maybe that’s why.
For a moment, fear was seen spreading across the eyes of this warrior woman who had seemed utterly fearless.
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