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Pseudo Resident’s Illegal Stay in Another World Chapter 62

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Night market masseuse Hassan

062 ? Night Market Masseuse Hassan #1

I organized in my head the story I had heard from the deer.

For some reason, the deer is cursed and is receiving a terrible punishment of being turned from a human into a deer. And in order to break the curse, it seems necessary to collect the items of the maidens.

And he’s saying that if you help me with cursing, he’ll give you something in return.

Virgin stuff. Airlift. Difficulty. Fraud.

“Are you asking me to join in the fraud?”

Nod, nod.

Shit, no matter what, if I get involved in such a scam, it’s a shortcut to ruining my life. Far from becoming a gold tier hero, I might end up becoming the enemy of all women.

But when it came to the curse, I had a feeling about it. I had already lifted several curses, including my slave mark and Luna’s curse.

The problem is that it’s a little annoying that the other person is a beast.

When I took the Nemean White Cat, I remember treating the giant cat for heartworm, so I wonder if it will work for the beast too.

“Okay, I won’t get involved in the scam, but I’ll try my best to curse you.”

So I grabbed the deer’s front paw again.

『Actaeon lv. ?? 16

Status: Diana’s Curse》Immature Horn Shedding》Resistant Hoof》

There are things like horns and hooves. Those things are not important right now. The biggest problem that is causing this strange state is probably the curse of Diana.

I’ve seen the name Diana somewhere. She must be a bad person, seeing as she casts a bad curse that turns people into deer.

Swish-.

When I turned my eyes, I saw red spots floating on the leather with a pumpkin-like sheen. Most of them were gathered in places that could be called the beast’s spinal cord or its back.

If it were my father, he would have been able to recite the bloodlines of the baby animals, but I didn’t want to go that far, so I didn’t study much about animals.

But at this point, I started to regret it a little. Damn, who would have thought I’d end up on the back of a deer?

“Just sit still.”

I walked behind the deer and put my hand on the line of its spine. Although its structure and shape were different from those of humans, I thought that if I pressed on these red spots, something would work.

Kuk-.

Purruk!

A deer flailing around as if in extreme pain. For a moment, my mind goes blank as to what I am doing, but I use mind control.

Anyway, judging from the fact that the red spot on the pressed area quickly disappears, it seems that you don’t need to press it for a long time; just pressing it with a little force like pressing a button is enough.

“Then let’s finish this quickly.”

after-.

After taking a few deep breaths.

Doo doo doo doo doo-.

I started hitting the deer’s body with my thumb like a martial arts master would do a point check.

Phew, phew, phew, phew!

The deer’s body was beaten like a drum, making a strange sound.

But without worrying about that, my mental power went to the max and I pressed every single point on the guy’s body!

Deering-.

I did 『Actaeon’s Curse of Diana』.

『Task value + 10』

『Current task number: 77』

As soon as the words “The curse was lifted” appeared, my task score went up. So I looked at the fawn baby to see what was going on.

Drumroll, drumroll-drumroll.

Then, didn’t the deer Actaeon start writhing around, making the most horrible and vivid joint noises?

Uduk, ddeuk.

The front legs would bend in impossible directions, the head would turn 180 degrees, and so on. There was no scene from a horror movie that made me want to look away.

Shit, what did I just touch? Did I press a bad spot without realizing it?

When you’re so worried.

The deer’s hide seemed to expand and expand as if it was puffing up into the air, and then the hide itself began to flutter as if it was shedding its skin.

Soon, what was revealed beneath the loose leather was a fairly white human skin.

“Oh my gosh, I’m back in my body. I’m really human!”

Actaeon rose from his seat and shouted loudly. He had become human and was a handsome man with amber-colored hair that flowed in a fluttering manner like deer fur.

But damn, it was so gross because he was naked. Honestly, I don’t really want to describe what a naked man looks like.

Anyway, Actaeon rubbed his arms, legs, and body with the palm of his hand, then grabbed my shoulder.

“Samaritan! You saved my life! Oh my, you lifted Lady Diana’s curse! I, I thought it was over! I’ve been losing my senses more and more lately!”

And then he hugs me tightly and crushes me.

The range of touching that a man allows another man is limited to the shoulder, but this was clearly crossing the line and it made me feel bad. But the force was too strong and I couldn’t refuse!

In particular, the deer antlers growing on its head really got on my nerves. It seemed like it hadn’t completely turned back into a human.

But since he didn’t seem to care, I didn’t say anything either.

“Hey, let go of this!”

“Wow, you lifted that terrible curse! You’re truly amazing! Even among the disciples of Keiros, there was no one with such power! You are truly my hero!”

Anyway, it was clear that the man was really jumping for joy.

When I saw someone so happy as if they had found a new life, the suspicion and hostility I had felt until just now disappeared, and I, too, felt a little more at ease.

“Damn, so why did you turn into a deer?”

“Because I broke the taboo. But I can’t tell you more than that. Anyway, I’m truly grateful to you. Are you an adventurer from the Mars Guild? What’s your name?”

Kwuk-.

The grip on my shoulder was so strong that I thought my shoulder was going to be torn off.

Not only that, but he was a completely naked man, and he had a strong and somewhat oppressive air about him, so it was clear that he was no ordinary person.

“I am Hassan from Samaria.”

“I see, Hassan of Samaria. I am Actaeon, a disciple of Keiros and a member of the Argus Expedition. I am a gold tier adventurer of the Minerva Guild.”

Gold tier?

My eyes started spinning at the mention of the Gold Tier. Who would have thought that I would see in person an adventurer of the Gold Tier that I had only heard of?

But damn, I feel kind of dirty thinking about that naked gay kid being happy. I should’ve just left him as a deer. A deer that can speak human language must be expensive.

“Anyway, I won’t forget this favor. This is all I can give in return for now.”

The man showed me the junk piled up in his cave.

But most of them were really useless junk, and it seemed like even general stores or antique shops wouldn’t accept them.

“I don’t really want anything like that. Just give me back the money I took from Luna yesterday.”

“Luna? Are you talking about the pink-haired Kore? Th-that money must have been spent by my partner Paru. He spent a lot of money doing various things to lift the curse…”

“Fuck, then just follow me to the guard post.”

* * *

“Oh my goodness, aren’t you Actaeon? I heard you were missing. Many thought you were dead! But why are you naked? And what are those horns on your head?”

The guards were shocked and opened their eyes wide when I showed up with Actaeon in tow.

Actaeon was a gold-tier adventurer so famous that everyone in Sodomora knew him, and he was said to be quite skilled.

When a missing person suddenly appeared and was captured by me, I could understand why people were surprised for various reasons.

“It’ll take a long time to explain. Anyway, I’m sorry. Paru and I will gladly pay the price. Don’t ask for details.”

“Uh, uh… .”

The swindler Paru answers with a swollen face. He was badly beaten by Rene and was bruised here and there, and his condition was terrible.

“I unintentionally received a share of the bounty, Samaritan.”

The deer scammers’ bounty was 50 silver. 25 of that went to Rene. It’s such a shame, but Rene was the one who caught the scammer Paru, so the administrative procedures were like that or something.

But the 25 silver I received was a huge amount of money. So now my pockets, which contained about 47 silver, were so full that they felt heavy.

Of course, the heavier your pockets are, the better you feel.

Anyway, I had finished my work at the guard post, so there was no point in staying here any longer. So, as I was about to leave, Actaeon spoke to me from behind.

“Hassan of Samaria. I have received a favor from you that I will never forget until the day I die. Take this.”

When I asked what the guy was holding out, I found out that it was a deer hide with a rich texture and a glossy sheen. It was larger and wider than regular deer hide, so it was long and wavy like a carpet.

Actaeon adds a few words to me, who accepted it indifferently.

“If Lord Queiroz were alive, he would have written a letter of recommendation for you. It’s a shame, but I believe we’ll meet again.”

With that, Luna and I escaped the guard post. We walked as if it was nothing special and arrived at the barn on the land that Luna had bought for 3 gold.

As I open the lock and step inside, a very bleak and eerie space appears before my eyes, devoid of furniture or wallpaper.

I spread a thin layer of rags on the cold floor and spread the deerskin I had just received over it. Then, even this rough space seemed to become a little warmer.

“It’s warm! It’s so soft! With just this one, you don’t need anything else on the floor!”

Luna, lying on top of it, opened her mouth wide as if she was very satisfied. Judging from the way she smiled so much that all her white teeth were showing, it seemed like she was quite pleased.

Of course, I also felt satisfied that there was something to put on the floor. The floor must be warm and soft to make it feel like a place where people live.

“You have to take off your shoes before coming in.”

“I wonder?”

So Luna untied the laces of the sandals that were tightly wrapped around her feet and placed them neatly in a corner.

Sabak, sabak.

“It feels so good!”

For some reason, my juices began to grow as I watched her lightly step on the deerskin carpet with her cute bare feet. It was only natural, since Luna’s bare skin was so stimulating to me right now.

Anyway, I looked around to calm my mind. The floor was covered with a large deer carpet, which made it look nice, but the rest of it was not very good.

“It’ll look better if you fix the ceiling and walls a bit. I’ll help you this time.”

“Is that okay? I’m so sorry….”

Luna couldn’t continue speaking, as if she was truly sorry.

Suddenly, something occurred to me, so I took out a bundle of money from my pocket, took out the 13 silver coins inside, and put them in Luna’s hand.

“The money you lost is 5 silver, and the commission fee is 30% of 8 silver, so it’s 13 silver.”

“13 silver? Wow, they’re giving me this much…!?”

“It’ll cost a lot of money to fix this. Next time, don’t get scammed and let’s go buy something together.”

I don’t know what kind of scam group I’ll be scammed by next time, so I think it’ll be a little bit more reassuring to watch it from the sidelines.

Anyway, we spent our time lying on the soft deer skins and sharing things like jerky we had received from the guards.

As it was time to go to sleep, Luna started talking to me hesitantly as I was slowly closing my eyes.

“Hassan, I have a favor to ask…”

“ask?”

Luna was surprisingly independent. She depended on me for a lot of things, but on the other hand, she had a compulsive need to handle things on her own, so she rarely asked me for favors.

That’s why I was surprised once again when Luna asked me for a favor despite her embarrassment.

“What is it?”

“Yeah, my leg hurts. I was wondering if you could give it a massage….”

“You want me to rub your legs?”

“… .”

Luna didn’t answer any further, her face still red. Perhaps she had already exhausted all her patience and the mental strength to endure embarrassment from asking for a massage.

“Okay, lie down on the carpet here.”

Swish.

At my words, Luna lay down lightly on the carpet with her back to the ceiling. The backs of her knees and the soles of her feet, exposed by the wind, were white enough to sting my eyes.

I never thought I’d get the chance to touch that soft body again.

This is a massage, so it is not a medical procedure, nor is it an obscene act. So, it does not have to do with the vow of chastity or the Clepius law.

I should have, but I kept getting nervous and my palms were getting sweaty. So I wiped the sweat from my palms on my trouser leg and said.

“Then I’ll press it.”

So my hand rests on Luna’s tiny sole.

Ouch.

Luna’s legs shook for a moment, perhaps because she felt unfamiliar with it, but she soon stopped rejecting my touch and quietly relaxed her legs.

I held Luna’s small soles with both hands and stimulated them by pushing up the entire soles with my thumbs as if I was pushing.

“Ugh… . O, it hurts a little… .”

“The soles of my feet are a little swollen.”

Luna must have been tired from walking through the forest or the market all day today, so she needs to stretch her legs so that she doesn’t wake up with swelling or anything when she wakes up tomorrow.

“Ah… Hehe… It hurt at first. Now I like the pain. Hehe…”

“Right? That’s what happens?”

Luna’s warm soles were so soft and fluffy. It felt like I could just keep touching them.

Sniff sniff.

“Don’t smell me…!”

“No, it’s just a health check. You’re healthy.”

Of course, the health check was a joke. In fact, among the famous pseudo-people, there are those who check their health by the taste or smell of sweat.

Anyway, I didn’t forget to press the concave fleshy part of the soles of my feet or pull out my toes to make sure that this was a massage.

Kook, kook.

In particular, when applying acupressure, persistently stimulate only the Yongcheon point, the exact center of the sole of the foot that was pressed last time. This area is also an acupressure point that is responsible for various functional aspects for women.

“Ugh….”

This is said to be a very stimulating place for women.

“Huh, huh… . Huh… . Ah… . Ha, Hassan, it feels weird… !!”

Luna, who seemed to like my massage, made a sound as if she was melting in the darkness. Soon, Luna started jumping up and down as if she was going to have a convulsion.

“T, stop, no…! T, stop, I’m going to, see, take care of business!”

And then he slowly took his foot out of my hand and left the room. Did he really need to go to the bathroom that badly?

I was feeling a little guilty about making a mistake because I was so into the mood.

A few minutes later, Luna reappeared in the barn with flushed cheeks and spoke to me.

“Hassan, I’ll do it this time.”

“To me?”

[Work Review]

There are many people who are confused about Hassan’s name… Hassan’s name is Hassan, the only child of the Ha family.

Hassan, who comes from Hassan, is actually spelled Hassan.

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